How to be labeled "crazy" on testriffic.

Few know the many qualifications necessary in order for one to be labeled as a lunatic on a site expressly consisting of various crazies that do a whole lot of nothing for the majority of their depressing day besides get online and pretend like their petty world matters to the rest of those that live within the precepts of unoriginal conformity known as an online community. Not only a online community, but one where the person who proves to have a strong back bone and a certain amount of wit can be considered to be a good person, a chump, a bosom pal so to speak. In this online arrangement of uncensored lunatics you must be able to stand out among the masses to really be considered clinically insane, bi-polar, or down right crazy. Few know the secrets of this code of lunacy, but I speederspider, testriffics crazy aunt, cat lady, deranged lunatic in a straight jacket am here to unveil the secrets that are so kept behind the secret doors of testriffican's inboxes. In order to defile the code of conduct I will educate the reader as to how they may too...someday be pronounced a common lunatic, noob, or my favorite, a crazy bitch.

The first step in being considered a crazy cat lady is believing a man online when he says he loves you.  It's common sense that men who proclaim their undying love for you are only doing that to get in your head.  If you  do the insane act of actually believing this man you are forever branded as not only crazy, but also bi-polar, needy, and corrupt. When he's done having his fun you will be informed  that "you should have known". You know you should have right? So anyways, believe the lying tongue of a man and you are most definately crazy.

The second step to being crazy is confiding in your online "friends". Truth has it that there is no such thing as a friend you can't see. If you would like to have friends to confide in, then make sure they are the online friends. Sooner or later they will speculate and turn on you and make you realize exactly how crazy you are for your actions and mistakes. You will most definately be CRAZY!

Thirdly, in order to be considered crazy you must love god. This is one of the most important factors in the crazy list because as soon as you call yourself christian, you believe in a fairy tale god and acknowledge that you do infact have dillusions of gradeur. Please, this isn't for the faint of heart...if you want to be crazy you must take this step as it is vital.

Next, you must abhor pedophiles, as this site runs rampid with the puss infected parasites and if you hate them or call them anything besides what they are then it is in fact because you are a lunatic. Being crazy isn't very easy...so if you are afraid to be crazy TURN BACK NOW! You must call pedophiles pedophiles and you must call sluts sluts...it's inheritely important that you take these precautions as otherwise you are not insane and you won't have the brand you so desperately desire.

Finally and MOST importantly VOICE YOUR OPPINION! Having your own thoughts and feelings regarding certain matters is the CRAZIEST thing you can do! If you believe that someone is a shit head...call them one. It's vital to your reputation as a crazy cat theif and it will be your most valued gift in the "straightjacket mama" label.

In conluding, I would like to state that being labeled crazy on testriffic is very easy and very likely to happen if you follow the above mentioned rules and regulations. Do not smooth things over, call it like you see it, and be yourself. These ideals MUST be followed and not one of them should be left out if you would like to have the most incredible title on test. Oscar Levant said "there is a fine line between genius and insanity". In order to be deranged you must find that line and supercede it. Then you will be worthy of the Testriffic title of  being a bi-polar, lunatic, crazy cat lady. I would only suggest these guidelines for those who are highly dependant on being labeled by those who don't really even know them nor their life. As we must realize that the online narcissists will get extremely pissed if you called them such and you will be persecuted via text for your every comment. You must be prepared for this title as such a title as this will have certain demands that are NOT for the weak of spirit. So If this plan is is the plan for you, follow it religiously as it will change your life Forever! Straight Jacket yourself in the plan of insane salvation! Free your Baba Yaga and settle for nothing less then The stereotype of "Deranged Lunatic"! Best wishes to my faithful and loyal followers! Peace!