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I'm the jerk
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About Me
  Dude, I made this acount: May 10th. Aloha, my name is Mathew/Matt Kealoha. Or to my friends: keanu, GUMBEEEEE ^_^ I dont know why this matters but Im 16 and Im an aquarius...and Im from Hawaii. Hmmm...what else I can say? Uh...I like girls...a lot. Ive got a girlfriend named Mikah(aka GRACEY for the people who've been confused..) She's cool. Im in a rock band as a screamer/guitar. my favorite color is white and black. Comment/vote me if I am on your likingness. Im a really cool person so check me out and get to know me. My favorite word to say is Scrotum.
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On July 23rd 2008 hollistechik08 Said :

2 new poems. green and late night thoughts. chek em outt pleaasseee???? :)
On July 23rd 2008 hollistechik08 Said :

HEYYY I HAVE A REALLY INTERESTING STORY OUT. ITS CALLED LIES. CHAPTERS 1, 2, AND 3 ARE UP. I THINK YOU'D LIKE IT. CHECK IT OUT SOMETIME??? AND IF YOU DO PLEASE COMMENT AND RATE THEM :)
On July 22nd 2008 justjetjustis Said :

haha thx i guess ^^ same hrer so bored dont' feel like doing hw right now :P
On July 22nd 2008 hollistechik08 Said :

NEW POEM... called 'late night thoughts'. read n rate please??? =] and story called lies. 1 and 2 r up