I was born when they still played music on MTV. I wear patchouli and pee in the pool sometimes. I wear flowey skirts and have been called a hippie. I can't hear FM radio, my ears don't work that way. I don't know the last time that I've worn a pair of socks. I am a college graduate, but I am unemployed. I like to cross-stitch and do other granny-like activities. My feet fall asleep way too much. I am very proud of my Scottish-ness. I am obsessed with plucking my eyebrows. My day isn't complete without watching at least one episode of the Golden Girls.