Betterthanboyz

  Reasons I am amazing!!! I sing no matter where I am, or care who I am with I tend to make up my own lyrics or sing the wrong ones anyway. I lose my chap stick all the fucking time and buy more only to find the one I lost 5 min later. I wear two different coloured socks and think its completely normal. I believe in comfort over fashion, I wear my shirts inside out and claim thats how i meant for it to be. I complain I drink to much while i down another rum and coke. I think Rummie is a football game. I find people who smack their food to be disgusting all the while I am smacking down on some gum. I lose my glasses and the entire time they were still on my freaking face! I complain about never being able to dance but am the first one on the floor when a booty song comes on, I make atleast 1 friend a day. I speak 3 languages and Spanish isn't one of them. I dont care what others think of me. I'm like the Dear Abby gossip column where i am informed of all the juicey details. lol I am a fly by the seat kind of gal, call me at 2am because you just wanna drive in the rain, and i'm there 7 min later!

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