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Romance Created on 12-2-06 Views(326) Story Rating G

The Husband Store
  A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City. It is
  designed for women who want to get married. They can go to the store
and
  shop for a husband. Adjacent to the store entrance is a sign listing
the
  store's shopping rules.
        1.       You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
        2.       There are 6 floors. The attributes of the men improve
        floor by floor.
        3.       There is, however, a catch: You may choose a man from
the
        floor you are on, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
        cannot go back down except to exit the building!
  One day, a woman decides she is tired of dating and goes to the
Husband
  Store to find a husband.  On the first f! loor, th e sign on the door
reads:
  Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
  She thinks, " Not bad" and takes the elevator up to Floor 2.
  The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids.
  She is tempted, but decides to move on.
  The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
and
  are extremely good looking.
  "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
  She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
  jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
housework.
  "Oh!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the
fifth
  floor.
  The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are
  drop-dead gorgeous, can cook, and have a strong romantic streak.
  She is incredibly tempted to stay, but she decides to go to the sixth
  floor. There, the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012.
There
  are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
  are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
  Wife Store
  Across the street from the Husband Store is a Wife Store.
  The first floor has wives that love sex.
  The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
  < DIV>  The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

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On August 21st 2007 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :
oxXxlovelyxXxo wow i love your stories all of them have good points to em
On May 12th 2007 EvvySama Said :
EvvySama omg so true!!!
On January 6th 2007 akameg Said :
akameg That's great. =D
On December 17th 2006 666TOXIC666 Said :
666TOXIC666 ROTFLMAO!!! that was awesome! lol i think i'll have to go w/ the chick before me and say that i would have stopped at floor 3...
On December 2nd 2006 SuperFantastik Said :
SuperFantastik BAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow, that's quite hilarious. I think I would've stopped at Floor 3.