My Random Mind ~1~

So one day, me and my dearest rubber piggy, Mocha Cappamachino, were walking down the street, singing songs about frogs with herpes, when suddenly 10 vampires attacked and killed Mocha Cappamachino. I sobbed hysterically over my rubber piggy for several minutes when i decided to attack the ravenous piggy killing vampires. After going to starbucks to recharge my caffeine addiction, I met up with my friend Giggly, who had accidentally eaten both windmill and salsa cookies which, as everyone knows, gives someone gonorrhea. Me and Giggly also recruited the 3 afi bunnies by going to wherearethefiveflowers.com and clicking the back on the page and when the picture came up, clicked at all 4 circles in the corner. Together, we all smoked pot, forgot about Mocha Cappamachino, and bought myself a darling polar bear named Vanilla Cappamachino. THE END GO HOME NOW!