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Electro Static: part 17
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 Created on 5-9-08
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"Are we there yet?" Erik asked after about half an hour of driving. "Look out the window. What do you see?" I asked. "Snow." Erik answered. "Where are we going?" I asked. "Florida." Erik answered. "Will you EVER see this much snow in Florida?" I asked. "No." "And that's the answer to your first question. No, we are not there yet." I said. "Are we there yet?" He asked. "No." I replied. "Are we there YET?" Erik asked AGAIN. "No!" I exclaimed. "NOW are we there YET?!?" Erik asked. "NO!" I shouted. "Are we there---" Erik began to say. "I'm in the mood for fried 12 year old right now." Kayla said, creating 2 fireballs in her hands. "You wanna fight me?" Erik asked. "Ouch!" Kayla shouted. I looked at her and saw she was being attacked by a little spark: Erik.
I took one hand off of the wheel and generated a ball of electricity. I placed it near the spark, and the negative charge in the ball repeled him into the window. "Go back to your seat, and stop being a nuisance." I commanded. I discipated the ball, and Erik flew back to his seat. "Are we---" "NO WE ARE NOT!!!" Kayla and I shouted in unison. "Okay, okay! Sheesh!" Erik exclaimed. O: You humans never ciese to surprise me and completely weird me out. ; Actually, I think it's just me and the people I hang out with. ; Yes, but you and your friends alone are enough to raise the average weirdness level on the planet by quite a bit. ; You're joking, right? ; Yes, but you and your friends are rather weird. ; We're weird? You're the one with the crazy hair and the obsession with bang bang maxwell silver--- ignore me. ; Bang bang maxwell silver hammer came down upon her head! ; Hey, why don't you go bug Erik for a while? ; Okay. After a few seconds, Erik said, "I hate you so much right now." "Is he singing bang bang maxwell silver hammer again?" I asked. "Yes." Erik answered. "What are you 2 weirdoes talking about?" Kayla asked. "There's a guy named Ozad and he likes to talk to Erik and I in our minds." I explained. "You guys are crazy." "Yes, but that's beside the point." I replied.
"OZAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!" Erik shouted. "Awwww... is he singing bang bang maxwell silver hammer again?" I asked. "Yes... and he won't stop!" Erik exclaimed.
About half an hour later, Erik said, "Uh, guys? I have to go to the bathroom REALLY badly!" "I told you to go BEFORE we left!" I exclaimed. "I didn't have to go then!" Erik complained. "Ugh... Fine. As soon as we see a place to stop, we'll stop. But for now, there's nowhere for you to go." I said. "Hey look! A McDonalds!" Kayla exclaimed, pointing out her window. I pulled into the right lane and made a turn into the parking lot. As soon as I put the car in park, Erik jumped out of the car and ran into the building as fast as he could. "I'm hungry." Kayla said. I looked at her oddly and asked, "YOU'RE hungy?" "Yeah." She replied. "But you're NEVER hungry! You never ate anything at lunch time back in Tucson!" I exclaimed. "Well I'm hungry now! Let's go." She said. "Do we have money?" I asked. "No... but my parents gave me a credit card." Kayla replied. "But your 14!" I exclaimed. "Yeah, my parents are duuumb." Kayla said. We got out of the car and walked into the building.
"Hello, what would you like to order?" The waitress asked as we approached the desk. "I'll have a 4 piece chicken mcnugget and a small order of fries." Kayla said. "I thought you said you were hungry." I said. "I am!" She exclaimed. "You call 4 chicken nuggets and a small fry a meal? I call it a small snack." I replied. "Would you like anything to eat, sir?" The waitress asked. "Yeah, I'll have a plain hamburger and a large order of fries." I answered. "Would you 2 like something to drink?" The waitress asked. "No thank you." I replied. "I'll have a cup of water." Kayla said, and handed over the credit card. The waitress swiped it through the little machine thingy that you swipe credit cards through, and then handed back the card. "1 4 piece chicken McNugget, a small fries, a plain hamburger, a large fries and a cup of water!" The waitress exclaimed to the people in the kitchen. "You're order will be here shortly." The waitress told us, and handed us a receipt. "Your order number is 42." She said, and we walked off.
Almost the second we found a seat to sit in, someone shouted, "ORDER NUMBER 42!" "Wow, that was fast!" I exclaimed. I got up and went to get our order while Kayla stayed at the table. "Here's your food sir." The waitress said, handing me a tray with a cup and 2 bags on it. I went over to the thing where you choose a drink and filled the cup with water. I then returned to the table and handed Kayla the smaller bag. "Thanks." She said. I sat down and the 2 of us started eating our food. That's about when Erik approached us and asked, "Did you get me anything?" "Sorry." I replied. "Ugh... that's okay, I'm not hungry anyways." Erik said and sat down next to me.
STOMP! "What was that?" Erik asked. "Not sure." I said. STOMP! The stomping started happening more and more. I stared at the cup of water, and saw that with every stomp, there was a ripple in the water. "Why do I get the feeling that we're in Jurassic Park?" Kayla asked. "Dunno, maybe it's the T-rex staring at you through the window." I replied calmly. "Oh ha ha, very funny." "Seriously. Look." I said. Kayla turned her head, and screamed.
A T-rex was indeed staring at her through the window. Kayla's scream got everyone's attention, and then EVERYONE saw the T-rex. Soon, the entire room was filled with screaming and people running for the exit. "Way to go, you caused a panic. Now everyone's gonna run outside and become sitting ducks for the Tyranosauras." I said. "HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM?!?" Kayla shouted. "Simple. We've been attacked by a giant salamander and a mountain that looked like an overgrown stegosauras. This is what would be classified as 'normal'." Erik explained. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! The T-rex roared. Erik, Kayla and I ran out the door to confront the monster.
Once we got outside, we saw it was about to eat a lawer. "Are we suuuure we want to save him?" I asked. "Yes." Erik replied. "Okay. HEY YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD!!! I'LL BET YOUR MOM WAS AN AMPHIBEAN!" I shouted. The T-rex turned to look at me, and dropped the lawer. He got to his feet and ran. "You see? Not even a thank you." I muttered. I generated 2 balls of electricity in my hands and threw them at the T-rex's stomach. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! It shouted in pain and started running towards us. Kayla breathed fire out of her mouth, burning the creature's lower left leg. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! It bent down to grab her in its mouth, but then Erik turned into a spark and zapped it in the eye!
Kayla took advantage of the monster's current state of weakness by lighting her hands on fire and slapping the T-rex across the face. It screamed again, shook off the flames, and wipped Kayla and I with its tail. We crashed into the McDonald's wall. "Ozad!" I exclaimed. O: Yes? ; Just thought I'd have you in my head in case I needed something. ; You mean you don't right now? ; No, I can handle this for now. I looked at the T-rex and saw that it was currently being annoyed by Erik. He's not the only one. It kept snapping at the little spark, but Erik was just too fast for him. I got up and generated 2 balls of electricity in my hands. I smashed them together above my head and began to expand them until they were the size of a bowling ball. That's exactly what it was gonna be.
I literally bowled the ball of electricity right at the T-rex's leg. STRIKE! I hit it square on the leg, causing the T-rex to fall over in pain. Kayla jumped to her feet and hurled two fire balls at the dino. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! The monster jumped to its feet and charged us again. Kayla and I tried attacking it again, but nothing seemed to be working now! O: It has become immune to those attacks! ; How?!? ; Another GHA experiment! ; Oh. So what do we do? ; I am not sure. ; Fantastic. ; Sarcasm? ; You guessed it. The monster was now only a few seconds away from Kayla and I.
Suddenly, it stopped. It sniffed the air, and then ran off wimpering. I sniffed the air. YUCK! "What's that terrible smell?" Kayla asked in disgust. "I don't know, but it's aweful!" I exclaimed. "Yuck!" Erik exclaimed. Then, out of nowhere, the scent was replaced with that of flowers and honey. There must have been a Scentoid around. "Hey, boys!" I heard a familiar voice exclaimed. I spun around and saw Serenity. She was in a pink dress with a small parasol, and waving to Erik and I. "Great, SHE'S here." I muttered. "Who's she?" Kayla asked. "Serenity, aka Total Slut." I answered. "Sluts don't dress like that." Kayla pointed out. "She does it to make herself seem innocent." I replied. Serenity ran up to me and hugged me REALLY hard. "Do you remember me?" She asked. "Yeah, I still have bruises from the last time you hugged me." I replied, pulling away. "Oh, sorry!" She exclaimed, and then hugged Erik. "Need... air!" He squeeled. "Sorry!" She apologized again, and pulled away. "So, where's Lauren?" Serenity asked. "Turns out she was a 5 star general for the GHA, so I fried her with 10,000 amps." I replied. "Ouch, that must've hurt. So who's this?" Serenity asked, referring to Kayla. "This is Kayla. She's a Pyroid." I answered. "Hi, Kayla! I'm Serenity!" Serenity exclaimed, and gave Kayla a hug. "You're... choking... me!" Kayla struggled to say. "Oops! Silly me!" Serenity exclaimed, and then she relieced her. "How did you get here?" I asked. "Well, the Elder knows where all Genetons are at all times, so he told me where you were." She explained. Then she whispered in my ear, "I promised a Jumper some of my 'services' so he would get me here. Services I could do for you, later. What do you say?" She asked seductively. "Here's my responce: NO." I replied, pushing her away. "Don't you think we should go after the T-rex so no one gets hurt?" Erik asked. "The drilloids I brought with me dug a pit fall right in the T-rex's path." Serenity said. Suddenly, there was a loud crash and the screaming of a pained T-rex. "How deep is the hole?" Kayla asked. "Twice as tall as the T-rex." Serenity answered. "Dare I ask how you got the drilloids over here?" Erik asked. "Use your imagination." She replied, winking at him.
"Okay, thanks for helping. Now could you PLEASE return to Phoenix?" I asked. "Sorry, but I'm not just gonna let an Electrode go without having a little fun first." She whispered in my ear. "You are such a slut." I said.
Just then, 2 boys that looked like twinds ran up to us and said, "Hey Serenity! We trapped the T-rex!" "Drilloids?" I asked them. "Yup!" They said in unison. "Twins?" Erik asked. "Uh huh!" They both exclaimed. "Serenity is offering you her services for this, right?" I asked loud enough for everyone to hear. "Oh yeeeah!" The twins exclaimed. "I'm surrounded by perverts." I muttered. "So, can we come with you guys wherever you're going?" Serenity asked. "NO. Go back to Phoenix." I commanded. "No." She replied. "C'mon, man! The longer she stays with you, the more fun we have with her!" One of the twins exclaimed. "Yeah!" The other agreed. "Ugh... fine. There's enough room in the van." I muttered. "Yes!" the twins said in unison. The 6 of us got into the van and drove off.
"So, where we headed?" One of the twins asked. "Florida." I grumbled. "That's a long way." The other twin said. "Who knows what we might encounter!" Serenity exclaimed. "Yeah... who know?" I muttered.
To be continued...
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kmp!! |
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cant wait for the next one! great story |
