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Wilber goes clubbing

Creative Created on 6-19-08 Views(83) Story Rating G
HEy yah all it's Wilber D here . (That stands for dooshy beg) -lionel
more like, dooshy baggle. -kent. No no, more like, SHUT THE FUCK UP@! GOD...CAN I SHIT IN PEACE. ANyways I went clubbing this weekend and Oh my freaking lordy upon pants, its was amazing. let me set the scene for you. It's cold, so cold my giblets sucked themselves into my ass for warmth. I have to admit, I rather enjoy that. (I bet you did) I will KILL YOU> don't think I wont. You'd be killing yourself. Whatever. MOVING ON. tard...shut up. It was cold, and the wind was blowing, and we moved like a gigatic cheetah on the sand. well, more like a caravan I guess. But not a actual van cause were people. But more so like a slow elephant, but big. I forget what my point was with all this. So then we saw it, A SEAL. muwahhaha. and so now I have a homemade rug made out of baby soft- seal skin :)

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ok yah all, love you,
~Wilber.

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On June 23rd 2008 rawrXfacexD Said: 
rawrXfacexD NICE xD
On June 19th 2008 innersmiff Said: 
innersmiff Oh em gee. This is just like A CLockwork Orange!
On June 19th 2008 wilberdfrost Said: 
wilberdfrost sometimes, I find you idiodicy pure genious. You inspire me to commit abortions on abtrocities like yourself. Thanks?