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The marine and the atheist
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A United States Marine was attending college
courses between assignments.
Hehad completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had aprofessor who was a vowed atheist and a member of
the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he
came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real,
then I want you to knock
me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went by
and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm
still waiting." It gotdown to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other
students
were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on
in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably
shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you?
Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today
protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say
stupid shit and act like an
asshole. So, He sent me."
courses between assignments.
Hehad completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had aprofessor who was a vowed atheist and a member of
the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he
came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real,
then I want you to knock
me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went by
and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm
still waiting." It gotdown to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other
students
were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on
in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably
shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you?
Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today
protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say
stupid shit and act like an
asshole. So, He sent me."
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