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<div style="border:1px #ccc solid; background-image:url('/images/ray.gif'); font-family:arial; width:200px; padding:5px;"><center><div style="font-size:20px;"><a href="/story/stormchoirs/14642">The Truth of How a Toaster Toasts</a></div><table><tr><td width="50"><div style="color:#2CC362; font-size:15px; padding-top:4px; background-image:url('/images/profratebg.gif'); background-repeat:no-repeat; width:44px; height:26px; text-align:center; font-weight:bold; vertical-align:middle; padding-top:8px; padding-left:1px; " valign="top">1</div></td><td><div style="height:100px;width:100px; padding-top:9px; background-repeat:no-repeat; background-image:url(/images/storyCover.png);"><a href="/story/stormchoirs/14642"><div style="margin-left:9px; __padding:0px; height:90px; width:70px; background-repeat:no-repeat; background-image:url('http://www.testriffic.com/storyfiles/14642.jpg');"></div></a></div></td></tr></table></center></div>

+ 4	James and Teacher
+ 3	Dreams and Memories
+ 1	The Truth of How a Toaster Toasts
+ 2	Princess Anna
+ 3	A Taste of Childhood
+ 2	One Night that Lasted for Years
+ 4	Olive the Warrior pt. 2: Caged and Beaten
+ 3	Olive the Warrior pt.1
+ 4	Galous

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a toaster, and in that toaster was a child. The child was about to get out of the toaster when his mother pushed the button thingi down, she thought there was bread, but it was really her baby. As the things that heat up got hotter and hotter the baby began to scream, and that’s when his mother noticed. She ran to the toaster to get her baby out when a portal opened up created by the toaster. The baby disappeared and the toast came through. When the baby awoke he was in an alien land, filled with large mushrooms and apes. One of the apes came over to him, “This isn’t my bread,” he said holding the baby up and showing him to his wife ape. “Did you put the toast in,” she asked. “YES!!! I put it in, but this is what came out instead of bread!!!” he said, completely baffled. “What are we going to do?” she asked. “Well, I guess we’ll just have to look and see if this is covered in the warranty,” he said. He laid the baby down on the table and him and his wife left. The baby was too engrossed in the new scenery that he couldn’t make a sound, but soon he snapped out of it and began to crawl around. He was examining everything. As it turns out, the apes live inside these giant mushrooms, “AMAZING!!” The baby thought. But soon he heard the apes coming back, so he climbed back into the breader and discovered how to push himself down. He sat and waited, finally the portal opened back up and he swam through it. When he arrived on the other side, his mother noticed him immediately. “MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneone” she cried with unrivaled joy and happiness. Her son had been returned completely fine except for a little portal burn. (Portal burn is where you go through a portal and touch the sides, it’s very similar to carpet burn, but doesn’t leave a rash, but everything else is the same)

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