cliff and the dead cat (part 3)

When Cliff reached the doorstep of the house, he wasn’t sure he wanted to give the dead cat back anymore. He had become so attached to the dead cat, that he couldn’t imagining his life without it. But Cliff knew that one day he had to return it. 

On the plane to Africa, where Cliff thought it would be a lovely place to spend some quality time together before returning the dead cat, there was a girl cat. Cliff thought it would be wonderful if somehow he could hook the two cats up. So Cliff got some cat cologne and sprayed it on the old man behind him. Then he gave some flowers to the girl cat and told her it was from the dead cat. 

She was very impressed, but her owner, who turned out to be the old man, didn’t appreciate the fact that he had cat cologne sprayed on him. Cliff blamed the government so the old man forgave him. So the girl cat and the dead cat were having a jolly time together until Cliff realized that the girl cat was actually a cross dresser! Now Cliff isn’t a big fan of gay rights and kool-aid so he snatched the dead cat away from that cross dressing hoe and jumped out of the plane into his untimely death!