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cliff and the dead cat (part 1)=)
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 Created on 1-31-09
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Prologue
Okay so one day a cat was walking through the woods. He tripped on a rock and died. Poor cat. =(
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Anywayz a week from last Tuesday, this guy named Cliff was skipping through the woods. (Don’t ask why.) He also tripped on that very same rock. (Someone needs to call rock control.) He landed right next to the decomposing cat. This is how it went:
Cliff: lalalala, I’m skipping through the woods! Yayy!
Dead cat: …
Cliff: AHH a rock! OH NOES! I tripped!
Dead cat: …
Cliff: AHH a leaf!!! Oh noes!
Dead cat: …
Cliff: Oh and a dead cat. How nice.
Dead cat: …
Well Cliff’s original plan was to mug the dead cat, but to his surprise the cat didn’t have any valuables.
Cliff: stupid hoe cat *kicks cat*
Dead cat: I can see China from up here!
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