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My Hero Jeremy
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 Created on 8-7-07
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Once upon a time there was a man by the name of Jeremy. He was a great man, but his life held no direction. As a matter of fact he wasn't great at all, but he had a nice jeep.
He was driving in his jeep one day when he saw a pony. The pony galloped along side of the jeep and Jeremy reached out and rubbed its little pony head. As they went along they came across a rainbow so Jeremy drove up the side of it and parked at the very peak overlooking the mountains.
Jeremy got out of his car and stood next to the pony.
"It sure is pretty out there isn't it pony?" Jeremy exclaimed, "I wish I could live in the wilderness so people couldn't bother me anymore."
The pony inclined its head to show its agreement.
"You are a nice Pony," Jeremy patted the pony, "I think I will call you Jer-Jer The Pony."
Jer-Jer nuzzled Jeremy's hand to show its affection.
"Since we are on such good terms," Jeremy said as he undid his fly, "I think we should make sweet pony love."
Jer-Jer The Pony looked a little scared but Jeremy reassured him and stroked his golden mane. Jeremy then proceded to make love to Jer-Jer on the bonnet of his jeep. The Pony reared up in fear and kicked Jeremy in the groin, making him stumble back but not lose hope.
Jeremy finished the job like a true soldier and zipped up his fly.
"That was fun Jer-Jer," Jeremy smiled and lit a cigarette, "lets get married and make love on a rainbow everyday."
The pony said nothing because ponies cant talk.
There was a big reception several days later with many ponies and Jeremys family and friends. Jer-Jer wore a beautiful black pony tuxedo and Jeremy wore a perfect white dress with a red ribbon around his waist. Everyone agreed they looked quite the pair. They were married under the moon, the reception lit by candle light. Jeremy looked deep into Jer-Jer's eyes.
"I Love You Jer-Jer." Jeremy said and stroked the ponys nose. "And I always will."
Jer-Jer was confused and mounted Jeremy infront of everyone. Everyone laughed happily and ate a big slice of chocolate wedding cake.
The End.
P.S. Jeremy died several months later from excessive blood loss when Jer-Jer bit his penis off in a love making session.
Comments
Please Login to post comments| On October 29th 2008 JoshieWoshie89 Said : | |
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fail |
| On January 25th 2008 RalRasper Said : | |
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just give up you suck at writing |
| On August 9th 2007 october1015 Said : | |
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ROLFLMAO. oh jeez that was fuckin hilarious. lmao. I can't type, I'm laughing too hard. that was the funniest story I have ever read in my life. damn. you gotta give a part 2!! |
| On August 9th 2007 Andrini Said : | |
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lmao, jeremy sorry you comparing IQ scores is pretty pathetic. i liked the story and the readers want more |
| On August 9th 2007 browneyes33 Said : | |
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I really enjoyed the story. So much more entertaining than fiction. Give us more..lol |
| On August 9th 2007 autrydennis Said : | |
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hey hey hey , with the racist comment , oh that shit was so funny , i was die'n the whole way through it , great job m very great job , yes this boy man's cheese dun fell of his cracker lmao , what a smart one he is huh lmfao |
| On August 9th 2007 Jeremy062902 Said : | |
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ROFLMFAO HOLY SHIT!!! I can barely type I am laughing so hard. That was great. I had read your comments out there on his page and was wondering who the hell Jer Jer was. This is fucking awesome. I didn't know that he was a racist bastard as well. So what do we have now? Oedipus Rex complex, pedophile, necrophilia, beatiality,and a racist. Yeah he's fucked in the head. |
| On August 7th 2007 Zilmy666 Said : | |
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That's A Great Story Man! Jeremy should learn not to put his dick in a horses mouth to start of with. And I bet he looked real pretty in that white dress and red ribbon i bet it suited him well considering he looks like a DOUCHE BAG n e way! What a geek has to get with a silly pony called Jer Jer LOL. Only action this nerd has ever had is his a old rag to knob him self off with and then smell it after wards or feed it to JER JER. Nice story man 10/10 work. And Jeremy, U suck man seriously i know kids who come up with better pay out's than that, and i think your IQ must be lower than 92 coz with poems like that n e way would think a kindy kid showed you how to write a poem fucking wanka. lata ppls. |
| On August 7th 2007 JEREMYPV28 Said : | |
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i bet it took you all your brain power and your 92 IQ to write that huh? i forgot you must be black and illiterate and 12 years old!!!! |
