Alyssa Barns... How could this happen to me? Chapter 2

So, I opened the door, "Mom." I said as I opened the door. There she stood with her lips zipped shut, like I wished. "Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!! Mom, are you okay? Mom talk, you’re scaring me. Stop, it’s not funny."

"Mm mmmmm." She mumbled, but only because her mouth was zippered shut, so I un-zippered them. And I asked, "What did you say?"

"I said un zipper. Which I guess you already did? Yes you did. Hey, do you know what just happened to me?" she asked very confused.

"No idea." I lied.

"Well, I’m sorry that she doesn’t want to go to the mall with you, but she’s kind of your sister. This means if she wants to do something she can. Okay?"

"Okay, fine. But can I call her back and see if when Alicia’s grandmother comes up, she can come to the mall too, if she wants?"

‘Okay, whatever. But first, you have to clean your room and wash the bathroom."

"Okay fine." I said as I turned around back into my room to clean it. After I finished cleaning my room I started washing the bathroom. I found a really gross Wash cloth. It wasn’t an ordinary wash cloth. It had blood, fleas and nose snot on it. It was a maid’s description of a nasty little disturbance to the natural beauty of a house. It was a wash cloth that no one in this world would like to touch. But I had to. "EWWWWW!!!!" I screamed as I picked it up and saw maggots under it. My mom came down the hallway.

"What? What?" my mom yelped while fleeing into the bathroom.

"Oh nothing, just a really disgusting wash cloth that I touched with my own bare hands!" I yelled.

"Let me see." She griped.

"Here take it, I don’t want it." I said as I threw it to her.

"Ewww, gross, get it off, get it off!" She screamed with such enthusiasm.

"You told me to give it to you."

"Yeah well I didn’t know it was this gross. You know what just go call your friends and I’ll finish cleaning this crap hole."

"Tweet sweet. I love you!"

"Yeah yeah, whatever."

I went down into my room to go call Alicia and Rylina.

"Hey Ry Ry, ask Alicia if her gram wants to go to the mall with us."

"Question, first of all, why would you want an old lady to go to the mall with us? And second, you’re very weird."

"Well I want an old lady, that’s how you put it, to come to the mall with us so you can go to the mall. And thank you, I am very weird. But just remember, you’re my adopted sister. Little sister. And I love you!"

"Why don’t you just go shove something somewhere where it shouldn’t be shoved? I am only 2 months younger than you so I wouldn’t be talking."

"No, technically your 2 months and 1 day younger than me so yeah,

"Well you need to watch your mouth Barbie. Back off!"

"Barbie, who you calling Barbie? Ya slut."

"Oh okay. It’s on. Twinkle Twinkle little star, what you say is what you are."

"Ry who are you talking to???" Alicia questioned in the back round.

"I’m not talking to any one special, just a slut."

"Oh no, you did not just call me a slut again sista!!!" I screamed in the phone.

"I can call you whatever I want to, you homo."

"I am not a homo! Well wait, yes I am, I’m a homo sapien."

"What’s a homo sapien?" Rylina asked Alicia.

"I don’t know."

"You people are dumb. It means you’re a human being"

"We are not dumb, we’re just stupid!" they said in unison.

"That’s the same difference."

"Well whatever." Alicia said as she walked away from the phone.

"Now that our fight thing is over, can you ask Alicia’s grandmother she wants to go to the mall with us?"

"Yeah whatever."

"Thanks."

"She said no."

"You didn’t even firkin ask her."

"Owe, what the fridge?"

"What happened did the cat get your tongue?"

"No, Ally just stepped on my foot."

"My Ally is there?"

"No, YOUR Ally isn’t here. MY CC is here."

"She is not yours, she’s mine."

"Do you own her?’

"No, but neither do……"

"I do own her, she is my homo."

"Your wha... Oh your homo."

"Yeah, I’m HER homo!"

"CC. Hey. What’s up? I missed you so much since school ended yesterday."

"It’s only been 23 hours, you retard." Rylina said.

"Is it that time of the month again?"

"No, you gross per…"

"What happened, did Alyssa step on your foot again?"

"No, I just started, you jinxed me."

I don’t know why or how this stuff keeps on happening, but it’s kind of scary. I mean, I just say something mean or sinful and tada, what I said happens, happens.

"Hey, do you want to go to the mall?" I asked Alyssa when she picked up the phone and said…

"Hey. Yeah, I love the mall! I just have to ask my mom."

"Okay great." I answered back to her.

She turned around and set down the phone to go ask her mom.

When she came back she said, "It smells really gross in the bathroom."

"I wonder why," I giggled, "Hey, so can you come to the mall?"

"She said no."

"Oh man. I really wish you could!"

"My mom just yelled to me, that she changed her mind and she’s letting me go with you at 2:00."

"At 2:00? That’s in 1 hour; I won’t be ready in 1 hour."

"Well then you better get to it."

"Well then bye."

"Bye. See ya’ll soon." She said as I was hanging up the phone.

OMG, like I’m going to get ready in 1 hour. If I do this actually fast enough it will beat my record of 1 hour, 38 minutes, and 4 seconds, I thought. I’m going to need to take a shower in 7 minutes, pick out clothes in 4, and get dressed in 3, hair in 20, makeup in 10, jewelry in 2, and finally shoes in 4 with 10 minutes to spare. Okay now if I can get this all done in technically 50 minutes, I will be the fastest ever. Okay maybe not ever, but close enough. Now it’s time to start the stopwatch and get down and dirty, well actually clean. I took my shower in 8 minutes and 23 seconds. Not too bad. I picked out my clothes in 3 minutes and 37 seconds, got dressed in 5 minutes exactly, hair in a half an hour and 3 seconds, makeup in 5 minutes and 16 seconds, jewelry in 2 minutes and 31 seconds, and shoes in 4 minutes and 10 seconds. With exactly 1 minute to spare. GO ME!!!!! I got done in 59 minutes. Within 3 minutes, Alyssa was in the door with her boyfriend, of course, and then walked in Alicia with her boyfriend, finally Rylina and her boyfriend.

"Hey queer," said Rylina as she plopped down on to the couch. And pulled Ethan down on to the couch with her.

"Hey loser," I said back to her.

"Hey, guess who I brought for you to hang out with the whole day?" Alicia questioned me.

"No idea, probably some queer guy named…..Rylina." I chuckled.

"Ha ha very funny, and no, only the hottest guy, well who you think is anyway!" exclaimed Alyssa.

"OH MY GOD, NO way, not Trevor James Smith?" I questioned with a hopeful yes answer.

"Yeah kind of," said Cameron.

"Hey Kandi," spoken Trevor.

"Dang he’s so hot!!!" I exclaimed, "I didn’t say that right in front of him, did I?" I questioned.

"Uh yeah you kind of did," laughed Trevor.

Everyone yelled yes and I even heard 1 yeah baby that was particularly Matt’s voice.

We were on our way to the mall and all of a sudden my song came on. My song is Never had a dream come true by S Club 7. And I didn’t want to sing while sitting next to the hottest guy in school, but I decided to be myself and just sing my heart out. And what happened? I did. Oh my goodness was it embarrassing or what? Trevor heard me singing it and well and told every one to shut up so he could hear me sing and everyone did. Talk about nightmare. Anyway, I sang solo, in front of him. And well he liked it. But the weirdest thing happened in the middle of it, I sang the part where it goes, you’ll always be the dream that fills my head. Yes you will, say you will, you know you will. He said he will. Then he said he’ll never forget. And so I’m either getting mixed signals or he’s getting in to the song. But ok.