Innocence Interrupted 3

“What time is it?” I wondered, swinging my legs over the side of the bed.

Well, really, I didn’t care what time it was. Because when I looked over at Amber’s bed, I discovered it empty. I wouldn’t have been so worried if she hadn’t have been drunk the night before. What if she had gotten up in the middle of the night and tried to drive off? I stood up alertly, only stumbling a little , and speed walked my way to the living room. She wasn’t in there, so I checked the kitchen next.

All my worry I had had 2 minutes before dissipated when I ran into the kitchen, and slammed right into a bright eyed Amber. Not only was she bright eyed, but she was making breakfast. How had I not smelled that before, I thought, now noticing the delicious fragrance. It couldn’t have been my mother, she sucks at cooking. And even if she had attempted it, it wouldn’t have smelled this good. Amber is the only one I know who can cook this good. It’s one of her secrets that only I know, for the sake of her “Popular” reputation.

“Amber!! Oh My Gawd!! You scared me!! I thought you might have tried to drive last night after I fell asleep!!”

She waved my thought off with the spatula used to make the eggs. “I might have been drunk , Tawn, but I was NOT stupid.”

I raised an eyebrow at her and crossed me arms over my chest. “Being drunk is being stupid. Therefore, your stupid at least 2 whole days out of the week..” I extra emphasized on the at least just so she’d get the point.

Glancing sideways at me, she reached up to grab some plates from the cabinet.

“Well, not everybody’s a saint like you.” She replied while putting food onto the retrieved plates.

I sighed. “No, I guess not.”

I sat down in a chair, and waited for Amber to serve me her belly grumbling delicates.

But it didn’t make it far, because on the way of coming to me, Amber tripped over her own feet, and fell straight on her butt. This cause all of the perfectly made food to go flying in the air, and some of it land on her head. This was normal for her, really. She wasn’t the most graceful person I know, so we were all the time laughing over her clumsiness. Including now.

I burst into hysterics at the sight of her sitting on the kitchen floor, looking alarmed, with scrambled eggs resting on top of her flawless golden hair.

Not long after, she also laughed.

By time we had caught our breath we were both lying on the egg, bacon, and pancake covered tile floor.

“You know what Amber?? When you were sitting on the floor, with those eggs in your hair, I kinda thought you looked like an upgraded version of Liana.”

This caused another burst of hysterics from us.

Liana used to be one of our “friends” . She always used to lie to us, about things that didn’t matter. And things that did. She’d never brush her hair, or teeth, and walked like she had a stick up her butt. Therefore, we made fun of her. BAD! She was NEVER a good friend to us, so why did she deserve to be treated like one? She didn’t, and we didn’t treat her like one, but she would never leave us alone, and then she’d go talk about us behind our backs. Bitch. Well, one day, while Liana was walking up to dump her tray, she fell. Me and Amber happened to be sitting exactly beside where she fell, and got blamed. But we didn’t care, because the sight of Liana, on the cafeteria floor, cover in mashed potatoes , including on her head, was worth it. And to this day, Liana still hates our guts.

So now, seeing Amber like that reminded us of that day.

Me and Amber always laughed over the stupidest things. W e were all the time laughing over dumb jokes, or we would even just be sitting across from each other, at the lunch table, look at each other, and start laughing like hyeneas. We might get weird stares, but it doesn’t matter. Nobody would get it.

Once we had finally gotten everything cleaned up, and explained to my mom about the “ruckus“ , and had found something different to eat, we decided to do something. Not exactly sure what we were going to do, I took a shower, fixed my hair and make-up and got dressed.. While I wore plain jeans, and a red t-shirt with my white Etnies, Amber was wearing a beautiful golden sundress, showing off her slender hips, and white flops.. Plus, all the egg was out of her hair. I wondered how she managed to look SO innocent, when she was anything but. I was the innocent one, her the party animal. “Whatever” I thought, and after telling my mom we were leaving we strolled out the door. W e got in Amber’s car, and I prepared myself for the day. A day with my best friend was NEVER boring. Including today.

This is the last of the boringness of the story!!! The next one will be freekin amazing and exciting things will happen from here on out!!!!! Just after writing Theadore I didn’t really feel like writing this but I did cuz its only fair!!!!!!!!! So……don’t be disappointed…its just getting good!!! =) thx..