Thedore's Man.....My Dream Man

1... I never noticed before, but he chews with his mouth open… eww.

2... He has this idiotic 2 year old baby voice he uses with my sister…

3...He’s a bad kisser…from what I can tell.

4...He likes to play footsie with me under the table…which would be OK if he didn’t kick me in the shin so much.

5...He is a total suck up to my parents.

6...He can’t carry on a conversation if his life depended on it.

7...He is scared of spider’s. How do I know this. Because as we were eating dinner. One happened to propel down from the ceiling on it’s shiny web…and Bryce freaked out and started swinging at it with his chair….yes, you heard me right! HIS CHAIR. And almost knocked my head off while he was doing it.

8...And he doesn’t have muscles like my best friend Brody does. A.K.A. He’s puny!!

I know… a lot to figure out over a one hour dinner right??? Well…it was for the best. I did not like Bryce Lasterform anymore. No way!! After what I saw at that dinner table clarified any feelings I ever had for him, none. That’s why after dinner when it was just me and Bryce cleaning the dishes, when he tried to stick that tongue of his down my throat, I wouldn’t let him. “No way!! U leave that tongue of yours in your own moth lover boy!” He looked at me like he didn’t get what I was saying. “Ok…I’ll say it slower. You-” “ I know what U said Kennedy, I juts don’t get it.” “That’s because then I thought you were a totally different guy, and plus….I thought about how wrong it was that you’re my sisters boyfriend and how wrong it is. .so that leads me to this situation where I don’t let u suck on my face like a vacuum cleaner.” He tried to grab my waist again, but was interrupted by the angry scream of Theodore. We both looked over to see her standing there with her eyes burning with fury looking like she was ready to pounce on Bryce and rip his head off. I tell you. If I was Bryce I would have ran. But he didn’t . Instead he pushed me away from him and said incredulously “Get off of me you skank, I don’t want to kiss you!!” Now Teddy wasn’t the only one bad, I was filled with an anger every bit as strong as my sister. “I saw the whole thing u twit!!! You came on to her” At the point she made an attempt to slap him, but he dodged it just in the knick of time. “ It’s over!!!!” My sister yelled. Bryce took this news quite different than I thought he would. Instead of using his baby voice on my sister to get her to take him back….he got a very weird look on his face, yelled “Fine!!!” Then stomped out like a 5 year old. I’m not even exaggerating, it reminded me of my little cousin when his mom made him go to bed. I looked over at my sister and she looked back at me with tears streaming down her face. Even though she was cheating on Bryce also, she must have only bee thinking about her feelings at the time , like always. But I couldn’t point this out to her, only because the look of hurt in her eyes was so overwhelming, I couldn’t help but feel a twinge of pity. I walked over to her and hugged her tight. At first she resisted, but then she gave in and cried on my shoulder while I held her tight. “I’m sorry. “ I Whispered.” It’s not your fault, I deserved it.” ” Nobody deserves to be cheated on Theodore, not even you.” and she sobbed on my shoulder until all her tears were soaked up in my shirt front.