The Chicken Invasion

It all happened in the year 2005. There was a chicken named Bob. He was no ordinary chicken, especially since he was a male chicken... He grew up like any other chicken eating and pecking at seeds on a farm,He had evil intentions and could speak English. Most chickens just speak Cluck. But Bob would not let farmer Joe know he knew English. He was a very happy chicken. Until one day Billy Bob Joe Young took him from his farm to Nantucket. This made a huge impact on his life. All the chickens there were very mean and picked on poor Bob, especially humans. This is when Bob decided to go on a bomb masacre. He started off with schools until he got to more famous buildings and obstacles. One day in 2010, no one really remembers what day or month, but the statue of liberty fell. You'd think the FBI would know about this chicken by now, but they didn't.

I am an ordinary person, with ordinary intentions. So you would never expect what was about to happen. I was wondering in the forest of Jizerdune one day, and I saw Bob the chicken. He had just set up the activation button to the city of New York. I heard him talking about his plan with a fellow chicken associate. They were speaking Cluck, which I learned when I was little because I loved chickens. I thought they were the most amazing creatures, which changed when I met Bob. I soon found out he had all other chickens helping him. They were all invading mankind to destroy us. I then thought Double U tee Ef!!(WTF) I snuck away quietly after hearing their evil plan. (why do the bad guys always give away their plans? IT never works...) I told my friend Mindy about this. She was just as enraged as me. We had to come up with a plan and quick. For if we didn't the whole world would be doomed and be run by chickens. But what would the plan be?

I then came up with an plan that overcame all other plans! Though I was not the happiest camper that we had to start this. We had to eat all the chickens in the world.

The war began and we are still eating them to this day, we need recruits, will you help us eat all the chickens to stop Bob and his armies of chickens?