Daytona 500 2009 with Gorillas

 One day I had decided to go to the Daytona 500. Why? Well, I really just had a random craving to go, but had no idea about the outcome of that very day. It all started in 2008, I was sitting at home and watching the Daytona 500, which I have never done before. I realised it was an ongoing cycle, but yet, it amused me. I then decided, I want to go next year, which I did.

 I had planned everything in advance, the train, the bus, and when I would get there. When I arrived I sat in the back row, because I wanted the view of the whole field. The race began. About an hour into the race that the unexpected happened.

 In the city next to us there was a gorilla that escaped from the county zoo. He showed up at the daytona 500 and ran into the bleachers with doughnuts. But not the good kinds with sprinkles, just doughnuts with frosting. How boring, I thought. I mean, who has doughnuts without sprinkles?!?

Anyway, shortly after, monkeys, from the Wizard of Oz, flew over, throwing doughnuts at us. It was an invasion, and we were all unprepared. I then came up with an idea.

 I ran out to the field, grabbed the microphone, while doughnuts are being thrown at me, and shout everyone eat them!! And we did. The gorilla summoned his monkey brothers and got scared and ran back to the zoo. Though that sill didn't answer the question of, where did the sprinkles go?!? Just then, a satellite found them on the pentagon, but all the helicopters were down. How were we going to get them down? Because of course there were still doughnuts left from the raid, so we needed those sprinkles. I came up with another brilliant idea... BUBBLE GUM and helium!! I bought a ton of Hubba Bubba chewing gum and a tank of helium and chewed and attacked it to the helium tank, shortly after I was floating up. I let go when I was directly over the Pentagon. I grabbed a random set of bags I always carry with me in my pocket, and collected the sprinkles.

 I returned with the sprinkles for everyone. And everyone lived happily ever after, except me, because after that day I was deathly afraid of gorillas at the Daytona 500, and don't you tell me that it can't happen! it did!

THE END!