This is Joe. Joe is about to get lucky. But unfortanently, the girl turned him down. This

pissed Joe off! So off Joe went to try to buy a hooker.. He was unsure

about himself

atfirst . But one look at his massive penis gave him the confidence he

needed. So he and his hooker went off to a secluded spot were nobody

could see them. Joe is REALLY horny

now! FASTER JOE! HARDER JOE! YOUR ALMOST THERE! UH-OH

 AHHHHHHHH! You did it

Joe ! Now you better get back to your wife and kids before that stupid bitch

thinks your

cheating on her and tell the boy to keep it a secret about what you did or

you'll kick his

ass because he is the only one who is smart enough to figure out what you just

did. Now

don't you feel guilty, Joe? Of course not! After all, all you did was cheat on your wife

and threaten your son who you say you love but totally ignore. But that's okay

though, who

needs a son anyway. GOOD JOB JOE!