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   In my dream this is What happened:

   I was in Wal-mart with some friends and suddenly these Alliens came and tried to take over Wal-mart. Everyone was running around and screaming and the Alliens trided to bite everybody because when they did, it made that person turn into a Allien too. Well this one old man was stuck behind the counter and these aliens were trying to bite him. Well, out of nowhere, Jessica Simpson appears and jumps onto the counter and yells, "Hey Boys" and opens up her shirt. (luckly her back was to me) And the Alliens dropped her and made a happy sound and fell too thier knees and reached out to her. The old man got away and Jessica buttoned up her top and turned around to get off, but the Alliens grabbed her and pulled her  down and got her. After that I was chased by this guy who was turning into an Allien and got trapped in a corner with this other girl. He stood right infront of us about to attack us when I kicked him in the balls. He grabbed himself and moaned. The girl and I looked at eachother and then started taking turns kicking him in the balls. Suddenly, we heard a loud POP! and this white stuff went down the side of his leg and he fell to the ground. The girl and I went in diffrent directions. I wound up in the biggest make up department I have ever seen and thier was an Allien infront of me and behind me so I ran down this Ile with nothing but powdered base. The Alliens tried to push the Ile shelfs on to of me, but they got stuck together and the boudered base pored all over me and I came out all dusty looking. Then I saw this cute little puppy and I bent to pet it, but jmped back because its bottom jaw split open and showed hundreds of teeth. Thats when I woke up, so yeah, I thoought it was pretty funny.