Ex-Girlfriend Problems [pt.5]

            Sylviababe101: hey pastor!

            Pstrtrry: hello Sylvia, how are you?

            Sylviababe101: I could be better if you’ll tell me where he is

            Pstrtrry: Where who is?

            Sylviababe101: You know who,

            Sylviababe101: Dylan

            Sylviababe101: I know you were talking to him earlier

            Pstrtrry: well, if you must know, he’s standing right next to me

            I groaned. I didn’t want her to know where I was!

            Sylviababe101: tell him that I don’t have his dumb snake then

            Pastor looked up at me, eyebrows raised. “Snake?”

            “Squish. I thought she took him cos she sent me a message saying to check his tank, and he wasn’t there. But then, after I wrote back to her about it, I found him in my closet.” I explained. “It was all a mis-understanding.”

            “Oh, okay then.” He turned back to the computer screen.

            Pstrtrry: sylvia...

            Pstrtrry: Dylan says he’s sorry about the snake.

            Pstrtrry: he found the snake in his closet after he sent the message to you

            Sylviababe101: oh, okay, well... maybe he should’ve checked the closet first

            Pstrtrry: How was he to know that Squish was in his closet?

            Pstrtrry: he had just gotten in from being out for a few hours

            Sylviababe101: Yeah, he was prolly out plotting against me again

            Pstrtrry: excuse me?

            Sylviababe101: Oh, he didn’t tell you?

            Pastor looked up at me again, then back to the screen

            Pstrtrry: He told me that he broke up with you, but that was about it

            Pstrtrry: is there more?

            “Lets see what she’s going to come up with, shall we?” Pastor smiled at me.

            At that point, I knew that I had an adult on my side. I felt relieved. Jackie spoke up as well, I didn’t even know she had followed us.

            “I want to see this too.” She smiled at me and gave me a quick hug.

            Sylviababe101: Yeah, he broke up with me,

            Sylviababe101: but I left and came back...

            “Yeah, with a knife, rope and duct tape!” I blurted out.

            Sylviababe101: He tried to tie me up and duct tape my mouth shut!

            Pstrtrry: Oh really now?

            Sylviababe101: yes, I was really scared cos we were out in the woods :’(

            Pstrtrry: You mean he was out in the woods,

            Sylviababe101: yes

            Pstrtrry: running from you

            Sylviababe101: wouldn’t anyone after their attempts failed?

            Pstrtrry: Cos you were the one with the rope and duct tape...

            Sylviababe101: Are you accusing me of this? I”M the victim!

            Pstrtrry: No, you aren’t. Your trying to see your way out of this.

            Pstrtrry: I know the truth sylvia, you were the one trying to take revenge

            Sylviababe101: but-but... he’s the one who dumped me!

            Pstrtrry: and that gave you the right to come back after him?

            Sylviababe101: well, why wouldn’t it?