Bladder Control

This is a true story, it happened to a friend of a friend of my grandmother....

Ms Cathy as ive been made to call her, was a kind lady who ran into some hard times with money and was barely keeping up with things around the house.  Everyone on her block knew her for her kindness...as well as her legendary apply pie. 

One afternoon, Ms. Cathy left the bakery and was walking home.  She was halfway home when nature began knocking.  She continued walking, trying to ignore it, but it kept bugging her with each step.  She looked around for a place to use the restroom while "dancing" in the street, trying to hold it in.  She turned to her left and saw a funeral home on the next block. 

When she entered the home, she saw two old and creepy-looking men dressed in tuxido, standing in front of the doors of the viewing room.  At this point, Ms. Cathy was going crazy holding in her water, so she waddled to the men  and asked them for the restroom.  The men told her that she could only use it if she was a visitor for the recently departed.  She nodded yes, anything to use the restroom.  One of the men pointed to the sign-in book and handed her a pen.  She wrote her name down, then ran into the stalls and with a relieved ~sigh~ she did her business. 

 As she was leaving the restrooms, both of the men were talking amonst themselves and looking at her from the corners of their eyes.  She felt bad lying to the men and felt that the least she could do was see the body and pay her respect, so she went into the viewing room.  Inside was empty, except for the open casket on the alter.  She clutched her purse as she walked down the aisle to the casket.  In it was an elderly man who didnt look more than 80 years old, if that much.  She noticed that his face was frowning, thinking to herself that he mustve had a sad, lonely life.  She kissed her hand and placed it on his cheek, saying thank you, before she left the building for home

Well, a week had passed before she got a strange letter in the mail.  It was from that dead man's attorney.  It seems that the man who died was actually an extremely wealthy man who had a will done up stating that whoever came to see him during his 3-day wake would get his money.....and her name was the ONLY one in the sign-in books!

This is a true story...it happend to a friend of a frined of my grandmothers.

Ms Cathy used her millions and opened up a chain of successful bakerys across the state. Their specialties: Ms. Cathy's Famous Apple Pie!!