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So here's how it goes. We spend basically all the night taking shots and getting really drunk. Like I want, if I'm ganna cheat on my girlfriend, I wanna forget this night COMPLETELY. But still have fun in the process. I keep giving her drinks, she gives me drinks, we both drink our own drinks. We both giggle and laugh about stupid things. We're just getting totally trashed on the counter and drinking life away man, it's ridiculous, I haven't done this in a while, I forgot about why I used to do this for a second...but now I remember it. IT'S BECAUSE IT FUCKING ROCKS!! WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

"WOAHHHH!!! PARRRRRR-TYYYY!!!!" I yell.

Everyone around me is laughing too. "Ha, that's William Beckett, haven't seen him in, however long! WOahhh! HE'S BACK!!!!!" Whoever said that gives me a slap on the back. "HE'S BACK!!!!!" We all shout and drink more.

"THAT'S RIGHT BABY, THE BEAST HAS AWOKEN!!!!!!" I headbang my head until my drink is in my mouth.

"Yeah, Will, you ganna get shitface tonight?" some other person that looks familliar says.

I shake my head. "No. NO." Then I point to my cheek and say to them. "Look at me!" and then laugh. "I Think I already am." and then start cracking up.

The girl beside, I think she was the one I was drinking with, giggles with me.

"Hey, I'm shitface, you wanna go PARTY??"

"Sure!" And then we both run out of the party and everyone cheers after us.

We stop and laugh and then I look around for a familliar face when I see my buddy Adam getting a lap dance from some totally hot chick. I run to him and nearly bump into the girl. "HEy!" I try to give him a high five but then I end up almost falling over.

"Will?"

"Yeah! You remember me?"

"Uhh Will, what's wrong with you?"

"Me? I'm as cool as ice baby." I flip my rist and sound jazzy. "What's wrong, witchu?" I point at him and then giggle.

"Oh, god...you're drunk."

"No......yeahhh.." I tell him.

He looks at me and then at the girl next to me

"OH! This is my friend...." I put my hand on her shoulder so he knows that I'm tlaking about her. "My, my friend...." I look at her confused. "I'm sorry, I didn't catch you name."

"It's Hannah."

"Hannah?" I say. "Like Bannannah?"

"Will, you should get home, I don't want you to do anything stupid...I 'll drive."

"Now, it's all ice tea, brotha. We're a family. We're a..we are, that's what we are. Familily."

"Ok??? Um.....yeah, you're comming home." He get's from his seat and then starts to touch my arm and pull me.

"Psh, no I'm not! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME!"

"Shut up Will, come on."

"I don't wanna go home!"

"Well that's where you're going!"

"No I'm not!" I try to fight back.. I'm taller than him so naturally I have the advantage, I pull his arms off of me and then back away. "Cause you can't catch me!" and then I grab That one girl's arm and then we both run away.

"Where are we going?"

"To my BESTTTTTTFRIENDD, Michael Guy. He just got a penis removal though....so he's a little fragile...But shh, don't tell anyone about it." I look at her seriously.

She nodds. "I won't."

"MG, what's up??" I walk towards him. "WHAT'S UP MY DawG?"

"Shitfface!" he jumps up and huggs me.

"Aww, that's, that's nice." and then he tries to pull away, but it's ok cause I grab him back. "No, wait. Stay." but then he ripps away and then looks kind of bothersome.

"Dude, we're ganna a good night Will. Now that you're drunk."

"Yeah! As a rock."

"And who's your friend?" He nodds to the girl next to me.

"This is my friend......" and then I remember it. "Bannannah." And then I burst out giggling.

Michael Guy looks at me strange and then laughs anyway.

I then think about Bannannahs and how cute and pink they are...hehehe, I'm kind of laughing about it now...but then I feel weird and then my body hits something hard. I scream in shock and then laugh. Everybody's still here, they're just up...and I'm down. I think I fell. hahhehehehe.