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The ringing phone wakes me from a very needed 3 hour sleep, but I stretch for a few seconds and then answer the my cell. "Huh?" I ask still half-asleep.

The sound of her voice wakes me up though. "Hey, it's Kelsey." I pick my dead body up and sit it down on the bed.

"Oh. What's up?"

"Nothing really, I'm at my sister's super boring party. You sound tired, did I wake you?"

"Yeah. I was just...resting." I check the clock.

"Uhh, at four in the afternoon?"

"We had a really wild night last night." Thoughts of last night played in my head. We all got stoned after band practice. Then we hit the bar. Damn last night was so stupid.

"Who? You and your grandma?" she asked bemused.

"What? My grandma? No, I ment me and the guys." My grandma? Where'd she come from?

"No, you said you were going to your grandmother's this weekend. That's why you said you couldn't come to my sister's birthday party. Remember? Why you couldn't meet my mom?" Holy shit. I forgot I lied about that.

"What? I didn't say that."

"Yes."

"When did I say that?"

"Two days ago!" She yells. "I can't believe you missed the party to go hang out with your stupid friends!"

"No, no shhhh. Look, I am sorry. Ok? I love you." I kiss the phone.

"I love you too, it's just--" she starts huffing.

"Shhh, stop shouting please. I'm like, still a little bit drunk." I tell her without thinking.

She sighs on the other end. "I can't believe you, she really wants to meet you."

"Mmmhmm. Yupp. I know. I want to meet her too." I lie, I don't really want to meet her mom. Why would I want that? That has disaster written all over it. And why does she want her mom to meet me anyways? Who fuckin cares?

"Do you? Because it seems like whenever I bring it up you always change the subject." she whines.

"I do." I answer quickly.

She gets quiet until she finally answers "Ok. Good. Because it really means a lot to me. And I just know she's ganna love you." she tells me. Sure, ok.

"Ok then. Mmmbye." she tries to sqeaze in words before the click but too late, sorry.

Sometimes I don't know about Kelsey. Why am I even still with this chick? She was suppposed to be my rebound girl, that's all. But now she won't leave me alone. Don't get me wrong though, I mean she's a nice girl and everything, and she's like super hot...but she's just taking this way too serious. The only thing serious about me is that I seriously have to go pee.