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Ummm, Be Carefull Of What You Tell Your Kid's

Short Created on 1-27-07 Views(1925) Story Rating G

My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first
mistake)......

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors
was
ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she
was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the
kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that
those
were for "special occasions" (her second mistake)...

Now, fast forward a few months... It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks
are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had
assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the
table.

When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into
laughter. Next, in came my father, who roared with laughter. Then in
came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place
setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate,
with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little
tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent
the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!!!"

Isn't it easier to just tell the truth and be careful who you ask to
set the table for you!

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On September 10th 2008 missingRoses Said :
missingRoses XD so cute lol
On July 15th 2008 hollistar444 Said :
hollistar444 haha this is cute
On May 25th 2008 1979adam Said :
1979adam HAHAHA
On March 27th 2008 sk8rgrl22 Said :
sk8rgrl22 hahahahahahaha i would be sooooo embarased
On February 25th 2008 AngelOfNight47 Said :
AngelOfNight47 lol that made my day.
On January 25th 2008 DaKay Said :
DaKay hehe, cute
On January 16th 2008 zebralover03 Said :
zebralover03 lol funny :)
On January 6th 2008 amydecember7 Said :
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LMAO HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
On November 20th 2007 gaia17 Said :
gaia17 lol! that was frikin hilarious!!!
On November 3rd 2007 torturetoy Said :
torturetoy That's pretty funny. But I've heard it before.
On October 31st 2007 vampiredragon Said :
vampiredragon omg this is so funny
On October 21st 2007 531angel Said :
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hilarious!!!
On August 30th 2007 blackoutgirl1 Said :
blackoutgirl1 omg lol i was laughing so hard almost choked
On July 29th 2007 Jessi54 Said :
Jessi54 Funny. Too cute
On July 18th 2007 Cowie95 Said :
Cowie95 lol so cute
On June 10th 2007 Babydollface45 Said :
Babydollface45 They were pads right?
On June 4th 2007 6megsie9 Said :
6megsie9 Wetting myself!
On May 27th 2007 booboofacexD Said :
booboofacexD that was so funny! (:
On May 5th 2007 Danielle0518 Said :
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HA THAT WAS SUPER FUNNY!! VERY TRUE TOO!
On May 5th 2007 Godroxmysocks Said :
Godroxmysocks That's hilare! :D
On April 30th 2007 kodabear1118 Said :
kodabear1118 fuuny story and thanks for the advice because I have a 2 year old....lol
On April 29th 2007 blondemoment22 Said :
blondemoment22 lmao that is fularious. (funny & hilarious)
On April 24th 2007 mrskritter Said :
mrskritter very funny and true we should watch what we say to our kids
On April 21st 2007 omgoodness211 Said :
omgoodness211 lol that was great
On April 6th 2007 izaaz Said :
izaaz ROFLMFAO!