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kissing language |
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mkay..im sorrry lord! CAN YOU FORGIVE ME???!?!?! |
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hahahahahahahaaha mkay so this is number 28! |
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ch 28? |
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ch 26 |
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ch 25 |
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chp 23 |
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srry bout that 20-24 as i promised |
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ch9-24 on the store |
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store chapter 8 |
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the store part three |
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the store part 2 |
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the store |
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pert three. the house |
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ok a lil more boring......The haircut |
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hehehehehehe the morning |
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i was seriously stoned or drunk!
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 Created on 7-8-07
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I was walking up a mountain and i looked up. trust me. dont. i fell off the cliff and onto a tree that was being sawed at that apparent moment in time. it was all good until i jumped off. a canoe caught me though. i was ther w/ 25 lbs in back pack space + hiking boots and (thank gawd) my nuts intact. my teachr gives me this tent thats smaller than my sleeping bag. thats when things got better. it started to rain and apparently someone wrote on the wall of the tent "suck my water out and pour it in the boiler". i thought, take this rain water and shove it in ur boob untill it leaks or pops.we come back and im freeing my thumb, no, my dick off and its raining like its gonna be raining tommorrow. i put the pack on and as i'm walkin up this hill, the bag gets real uncomfortable, and starts swinging me back and forth. so for the next 4.5 miles i'm doing the micheal jackson dance up hill and the moonwalk downhill. i start swinging, beat it, beat it. and i just couldn't stop and wonder for less than a minute how the girls could hold so much pee and the guys had to pee vry ten seconds. i realized that the girl's make-up had worn off so i couldn't tell th difference in the morning. when girls walk by ur tent and say to ur teachr ' i wishi was a boy' and a couple of guys say ' i wish i was a girl' u r in the wrong place at definitely the wrong time. or ur at a gay love camp. i think i was at both. if u want to swim in wate thats below freezing cold, i learned, ur either stupid or a very non-feminine woman.its a good day in washington when u realize ur parents dumped u off at gay camp rather than church. at least theres more sex between ppl of same age. we go to the grocery store and dane cook remind me that when koolaid man jumps through the wall , ur on crack or sleeping while jacking off. i think i was both again.if u buy lemonheds at a store, the girls heads donot turn into lemons, but into totaly different reactions from the same question. y did they put monster, rockstar, and surprisingly sobe, in the beer frezer. if there was alcohol in anyof those then they wouldn't let kids bu them, let alone 14-17 year olds. especialy the one who is already drunk from sneaking a little chug into the camp. if it looks like beer, read theingredients, unless ur so drunk u couldn't read off a baboons ass,which is pretty hard anyway. we com home and they say 'lets go to the school kiddies. into the boys locker room all of u yes even girls.' i have never seen so much hair in one area at a time where u can see, take picture and touch it all in one packge. i just said "have fun choking on this one". thx for listening, comment. unless ur gay. bisexual is okay.
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