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OMG What Do I Do Now?
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 Created on 2-7-07
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When my husband and I were young and just married............
He was working at the local quick stop store there in our small hometown. This night (it was about 11pm) he was taking his break, cause he worked the late shift(all night) anyway, he was on his break and he calls me and we were talking and he say, "Hang on babe, I got a customer."
So I did and when he came back to the phone he was laughing! I asked, " Why are you laughing?" HIs reply was," That was the weirdest guy I have seen to date in this place! I think he was drunk! But he asked me what were my cheapest condoms? So I told him the small unlubericated ones. Just being funny, you know?"
I was laughing and my hubby says, " No wait that is not the funny part! He actually said, Okay that will work! OMG honey can you believe that?" I was laughing so hard I could not answer him other than to say,"Aww poor little guy!" Anyway we continued to talk for several minutes, at least 25! A few more customers had come in and I just waited on ther phone till he came back each time.
This was normal for us because we were newlyweds and both hated to be away from each other! When he came back to the phone for the last time he said,"Somethings not right I have to go but I will call you back later, okay?" Now I am thinking that there was a mask man trying to shoot my new husband or something so I am freaking out wondering why he had to go so fast!!! He started laughing and said,"Honey I am fine I just never seen that "condom" guy's car leave, so I thought I should go and check it out and make sure him and his girl aren't "taking care of business" right here in this parking lot! But if you want I can take the phone with me, no big deal."
I agree and out the door he goes! I hear the little ding ding of the door so I know he is outside but he is not saying anything thing! So I ask,"Honey, whats a matter?" "Nothing babe I am just trying to figure out a nice way to tell these two that they can't be "rocking the Van" right here in this parking lot!" I started to laugh. Kinda a little school girl giggle. And I am trying to imagine my husbands face at the moment. Kept in mind that my husband and I married just out of high school, we were both so nieve!
So he walks up the the car and knocks on the drivers side steamed up window and they guys rolls it down a crack and says,"Yes? Can I help you?" And I hear my hubby answer," Well I just came out her to remind you that doing what you are doing here in this parking lot is really illegal and I would really like it if you could take it somewhere else, please."
They totally ingnored my hubby and rolled up the window and continued! So my husband walks to the front of the car to get their attention again and.......the phone just went pindrop quiet!! I am saying, "honey honey honey! Are you okay?" All he says is,"Sure I am fine but what do I do now?" At this point I am totally confused! So I just sit there for a moment in my confusion.................................................................Then out of the blue my husband said," IT was two guys! What do I do??"
I am speechless! I mean I was in shock that anyone would want to have sex in a convenant parking lot but never in my life would have dreamt of this! Don't get me wrong, I dont think there is anything wrong with what they were doing, just where they were doing it at! Now my husband was a little more taken back that is was two men than I was at the time. But all I could do was laugh at my husband cause things weird like this happends to him all the time! If it sounds strange or totally weird rest assured that my husband has either seen it or he will sometime in the future rather he wants to or not! LOL
So after a few more minutes I calm down but still with laughter tears in my eyes, he was walking back to the door to the store and he asks,"REally honey what should I do they won't stop and someone might bring their kids in here or something?" All I could think of was," Call the police and tell them that it looks like (from your window) that there are two men in red Firebird having a fist fight and they might want to come check it out!"
IN my opinion it serves someone right if they choose to have sex in public like these men were! It makes not differance your sexual oreintation, I don't care! But please please think of how doing this can effect the others around you! And just keep bedroom things in the bedroom! And for you own sake or you parteners(for that matter) please dont buy the "cheap" condoms!
The End!!!!!!!
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Please Login to post comments| On February 7th 2007 oedipussex Said : | |
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That was shitty. The structure is good. He tells the beginning of his night to his wife then the night continues while his wife is listening and her being on the phone makes it kind of interesting. but the writing itself was bad. the base story is good but there needs to be more story around it, maybe some more interesting things that the wife is doing or things going on at the quick stop. definitely take out the preachiness at the end. saying "Don't get me wrong, I dont think there is anything wrong with what they were doing," makes the story less funny and more offensive (because instead of truly being accepting of homosexuality and just finding it funny you're showing that you see homosexuality as not very acceptable and that you can just deal with it. and i know it's not you, it's the girl in the story, but it still fucks things up. the condom thing is kind of funny but needs some work and maybe a reason why not to buy the cheap condoms. sorry to sound like a prick but i figure you're here to improve your writing through peer critique and i can be vicious with my honesty. |
| On February 7th 2007 LokiSeto Said : | |
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Good and very orginal. Although I know this very well could be true because I also worked during the night shift at a gas station, although I worked at one right across from a bar so yeah. I believe you and fidn that as funny as shit! Good job writing! |
