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+ 1	woke up on your bedroom floor
+ 2	GO FUCK YOURSELF DAD
+ 2	GIRL I WISH I NEVER MET

how did i get here, a little hungover

and i dont even know your name

all i remember is, walking through your door

and waking on the floor, what a shame

 

i went in the club and drank, drank, dance, dance, more, more

then i clocked that girl, from far, watched her hard

then i went to the bar and bought a few

she looked like she was naughty too

doing things that i have never thought to do

singles, doubles, tripple shots

dance, bubble, drippin hot,

girls, trouble kickin off

i aint bothered, sippin off

girls swallow, suckin off

this girl looks fuckin hot

so come on, take your clothes off

move slow, now watch

1 shot, 2 shots, 3 shots, four

apple shots, cherry shots im offering u more

now ive got your keys

lettin us into your front door

 

last night got me thinking again

 i aint  drinking again

when i turn on the light

and turn to my right

errgh what a horrible sight

wait there, shit something aint right

ive got to makes sure she dont know where i live

or have my number or my beep

with a couple off quid, i can get home

get dressed quick and pick up my phone

last nights episode must go unknown

to much drink and it shown

just cant wait to be on my own

 

why is this a just normal saterdy night

i told you something just didnt feel right

the girl got my numba now shes givin me a frieght

"yo im pregnant, i got two stripes"

"now ur gunna have to previde. food n baby wipes"

shit i live at home n i got no job

dad at 18. wat a knob

oh well its saterday  what u want to drink Rob

 

 

 

 

 

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