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Second Best
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 Created on 10-28-07
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When it comes to a relationship the only time a love should come second is to a child, never to a game. But in many aspects that is what always seems to happen, with women anyway. We seem to give men anything that they want, when they desire it, even if we are not in the mood. Yet when we desire something say a little TLC, we have to wait. Whats worst we always have to wait when we are in the mood, and man does that suck.
It really blows when you have set up everything while he is playing a game, and you have dropped your hints, but you still have to wait 3,4, or even more hours just to get a little action. By the time they are ready you have well fallen asleep and just want to be left alone. Just when you have fallen into your peaceful slumber, your better half, the horndogs, come crawling up bed, kissing your soft skin, and hitting every possible spot turning you on to the brink that you can not even remotely refuse.
Grant it the sex, as short as it might have been, was great. But why do we have to wait all night for that explosive session. I mean waiting is good for times when we don't have to work, like say maybe the weekends, when the kids are away and we are alone. That away we can be as loud and as rough as we want it, only if your into that kind of thing.
Have you ever noticed men love to get their pleasure, especially down there. You know mini me, johnson city, peter piper. Ohhh, now you guys laugh, cause you know its right. When a girl starts kissing you, you get all excited when she starts to head for the south pole, that you start thinking "ohh yes keep going, please don't stop." The sad thing is we are only on your neck and still have about 5 maybe even 6 feet to go. Now unless your from mars, I don't think your "Man" can climb that high, even though alot, and I mean alot of men may wish that it did. Am I right, ladies?. I mean depending on your health, race, whatever, "MR. Johnson" can only grown a few inches to possibly a foot.
That just brings me to my next point. They think with their head, and it don't even have a brain. Its just a blood vessel. Now with some men I wander if ther " head " can score a higher on and IQ test then the man himself. Anyways back to my story, doesn't it drive you crazy when a guy puts his hand on your head and starts shoving you down.
Listen puppies, that is not a banana, and the cream is not ice cream. Better yet its not a twinkie, and thats not the creme filling. So stop shoving it down our throats. If you want a wet noodle, boil some spaghetti. But thats where you luck out, girls don't really expect anything in return if they dont like it. If they are kinky, boys you better bring it.
I admit there is nothing wrong with being kinky, even I like being cuffed once in a while. That drives me absolutely insane, when my lover cuffs me then hits ever spot that makes me want to scratch him. The he teases me. He gets me to the point where I want to scream "harder, harder, deeper, deeper." But I will leave the rest to your imagination, "Honey, get in the room. Your sex deprived kitten is on her way home."
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Please Login to post comments| On February 5th 2008 TheDragonwitch Said : | |
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Hardly ever said. Well put. Beware world of unchivelrous men here comes our hero. Think fast. Some are lucky enough to find the ones who still have chivalry! |
| On October 29th 2007 Xtremely4Jeff Said : | |
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ROFL... so true |
| On October 29th 2007 LQQKatME6 Said : | |
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Haha! I loved it! True to every word! |
| On October 28th 2007 jjsmomm682006 Said : | |
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okay every one let me know your thoughts. Really i want to know. *hiding* |
