one day, a great scientist on the planet discovered space travelhis brother was of incestuous birth, so he was actually a turnip he was also a raging homosexual, and was looked down upon by the kingdomthe scientist felt sorry for his incestuous, homosexual turnip brother and sent him on his way to earth, a planet he had long been observing the kingdom rejoiced the dismissal of this blight on their perfect planet and not long after had forgotten about himhowever the scientist secretly wished his brother well on his journey and hoped that every bit of success could ever come to him the scientist being an appendage.. didn't really know how to build a space ship.. and his brother, being a turnip.. had no idea how to fly itthe turnip had set the co ordinates wrong and crashed into a tesco.. somewhere near manchester an overworked, underpaid, smelly student witnessed a turnip climbing out of a small space craft.. shaped mysteriously like a penis and decided he was seeing things
and threw the turnip in with the rest of the turnips it just so happened that a magical princess, who was passing through on her way to dover from scotland to her annual trip to france, came into the tesco to buy a few necesitiesshe fancied a turnip to nibble and made her way to the vegetable section, she noticed a turnip who looked very sad.. "funny" she thought "turnips don't usually look sad.. or so homosexual for that matter" she picked it up and looked at it closely"why.. it's got arms.. and legs.. and eyes.." "hello there... can you speak?""yes" said the turnip "my brother sent me here" the two went to have tea and cake as it was roughly eleven oclock on a sunday afternoon in mid novemberthe turnip told the story of the planet.. somewhere near mars with the magical kingdom of willys. somehow and for some reason the princess fell in love and due to my laziness the next few months is a little hazy but i can assure you they got married and had several turnip/human hybrid babies and the turnip never looked back on his home howeverhis brother the scientist was worried sick he built himself another spaceship and flew down to earthhe happened to land in an ann summers store and did not have the same luck as his brotherand lived the rest of his days being inserted very exotically into certain oriphices he would have never imagined being inserted tHE END
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Created on 6-17-07
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