|
betty crocker
Other
 Created on 10-29-06
 Views(146)
 Story Rating G
|
A man sits down to watch the local football game. His wife says, why don't you change the light bulb in the hall. He says, Do I look like I have GE tattooed on my head? She then askes well how about fixing the fridge door, it sweeks? He replies do I look like I have Whitewesting house tattooed on my head? She then says well at least fix the stairs on the porch. He then replies do I have Ace Hardware tattooed on my forehead? The man leaves the house seeing he will not get to watch his game. He goes to a bar. He starts feeling guilty so he goes home. Where he walks up the stairs and they are fixed. Goes to the fridge to get a beer and it does not sweek. Then he notices the hall light is on. He asks his wife what happened? She says after you left I was crying on the porch and this nice young man came by and asked what he could do to help. So he said he would fix everything. I asked him what it would cost. He said either bake me a cake or sleep with me. The husband replied what kinda cake did you bake. The wife replied do I have Betty Crocker tattooed on my head?
Comments
Please Login to post comments| On January 1st 2007 fatima98765432 Said : | |
|
omg that was holarious |
| On January 1st 2007 fatima98765432 Said : | |
|
|
omg that was holarious |
| On January 1st 2007 fatima98765432 Said : | |
|
|
thats funny lmao |
| On December 17th 2006 dayday1018 Said : | |
|
haha |
| On December 5th 2006 howyoudoin2106 Said : | |
|
HAHA!! Thats a good one |
