*The different fonts represent our different handwritings as we switched the story back and forth among eachother*
Once upon a time, there was an orange who was brutally murdered by a toddler with an orange squeezer. The toddler felt so bad that it glued it back together and got glue on the dog. The dog was really angry at the toddler and stole his pacifier. The toddler was REALLY mad, so he stole his uncle’s machete and shredded the dog to bite sized pieces. The toddler felt extremely bad and made a carpet out of his fur to keep his memory alive. Then, the toddler’s mom came in and saw the carpet and the toddler covered in blood, and she passed out. The dog’s comrades came to save the dog, but when they realized he was a carpet, they tied the toddler up, took the carpet, and sold it to Martha Stewart to sell at Macy’s (they gotta make some kind of money!). Just when Super banana was about to jump in and put a stop to the cannibalistic, illegal black market Martha Stewart-related transaction, the writer had a stroke, so the murderous toddler and money-hungry dogs are still on the loose. Ahhhhh!
So, Super banana found Martha and put her in jail (again), but the toddler saw him and ate him. Yummy! The police found out that the toddler ate the banana and put him in jail for life. So, the dog paid bail for the toddler in his carpet state, and the toddler was so happy that it killed another harmless animal- this time, it was a squirrel. Then, the toddler took the squirrel’s nuts and ran into a road where he met his untimely death by being hit by a semi-truck. Instead of becoming an angel, he became the Devil’s assistant and was in charge of turning dogs into carpets, killing super bananas, and murdering squirrels. He wasn’t happy doing this job, so he escaped back to Earth where he haunted Martha Stewart (who is still in jail at the point) until she went crazy and killed the president and 46 secret service men. The vice president was pretty shocked at this poor attempt to keep the president alive, so he took a plane to Italy where he lived happily until 101 years old. Then, vampires from Volterra, Italy came and killed him as well as his family in a great massacre – they were in league with the toddler. The toddler was gleefully pleased, so he asked to become a vampire, but before he could be “turned”, he became a werewolf and killed all the vampires and still had time to buy some Italian ice cream before he flew back to the U.S. While in the U.S., the toddler came back from the dead (still a werewolf) and stole Akeafa’s pencil, so she died too. She stole another pencil and beat Hayley up. So, the ghostly Akeafa and the mortally injured Hayley were hijacked by and alcoholic redneck from Tennessee, and Morgan was kidnapped by a wayward terrorist. The terrorist sold Morgan to Martha Stewart for the carpet dog, and Hayley and Akeafa were fed to a giant crocodile. The crocodile, however, had a bad case of diarrhea and threw them back up. So, they were all enslaved and covered in digested food- which often results in cancer- so, they all died and lived happily ever after in heaven where they went snorkeling with the orange and carpet dog.
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Created on 5-20-08
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