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2nd Virgin Mary [[8]]
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The next week on Friday, right after school we went to the gynecologists office . It was a big room, and totally white. There was a regular hospital bed, but it was bent up and had stirrups, we peeked to the office on our way to the waiting room .
We all sat on the hard orange plastic chairs and peered at the family , home, and garden magazines. We sat in the chairs awkwardly as we waited to be called in. They called in Maria first, and we all got up to enter the office. But a nurse stopped us and said, "FAMILY only !" She blocked our way as Maria stood behind her waiting expectantly.
Emily said in a loud, booming, serious voice, "We ARE family, Me, Mariam, and Ashley are cousins of her's, Hallie and Mindy are adopted sisters, and Kelly here is her aunt. Born only a couple months earlier. "
The nurse didn't seem to believe a word of it, but moved aside and handed us and Maria forms.
We walked in and filled them out. The doctor, who was luckily a woman, raised her eyebrows at us but continued marking on her clipboard.
Once we had filled out all the forms we gave them to the doctor who instructed Maria to go change into a hospital gown down the hall, she went and came back, she then sat down on the bed that looked bent in half and nervously opened her legs, placing her feet in the stir-ups. We stood near her head, not wanting to embarrass her further by seeing what her vagina looked like. Hahaha .
The doctor set up a metal thingy and put it under her clothes. She turned something and Maria tensed as the doctor kept turning a metal piece. Emily got curious and decided to look, she grimaced from the site and stepped back.
Then the doctor pulled on white gloves and put her hand under the garment as well. Maria bit her lip as the doctor told her her vagina, cervix, and uterus were lined up fine and that she looked normal there.
Next everyone else went and it turns out that the doctor didn't "like Hallie's T-Shaped Uterus" like off of Baby Mama, then chuckled and said, "Just joshin' ya. "
I went and changed into a hospital gown and returned, I told the doctor that I took a pregnancy test and it was positive, but I was a virgin.
The doctor pulled up the garment so you could see my belly, she covered my lower half with a blue thin blanket. She felt my stomach, she shook her head and then said, "Well there's a heartbeat alright, and it's definetely not yours. "
She then went and did the same thing as everyone else, but stopped part way and said, "What the? You appear to be a virgin, I mean, you still have a "virgin head" as some call it. And you can't get pregnant without it. "
I began to cry, "So you're saying I'm pregnant? That's not fair ! I never even had sex! "
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WHAT SHALL HAPPEN NEXT ?



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