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            Once upon a Thanksgiving, I was sitting on my couch watching T.V. trying to figure out how to cook a turkey, goose, duck, chicken combo meat stuffed thing for my family’s annual Thanksgiving dinner when, suddenly, the image on the screen changed.

            A man in sunglasses, and a tuxedo sat with papers at a desk and said, “Agent Teshleonothaxligowist, the government needs your help! You have a new assignment that-”

            “Ok mister first of all, my name is Mr. Alveradokelopie.  Second, I don’t even know a man named Teshleonothaxligowist.  Third, I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO COOK A TURKEY GOOSE DUCK CHICKEN COMBO MEAT STUFFED THING FOR MY FAMIL’S ANNUAL THANKSG-”

            He cut me off saying, “Sorry wrong T.V. phone.”

            It’s times like these that you really wish that you knew what a T.V. phone was.  Then I realized that I was hungry so I ran to the story to buy some peanut butter.  I was walking across the street to the store and this car was speeding toward me honking its horn.  So I was like, “Oh no you did not!”

I looked at the car with a look of utter concentration on my face.  When the car was close enough I jumped onto the hood and started car surfing.  The wind whipped my hair back and I had to close my eyes from the pressure.

“This is AMAZING!” I screamed.

Out of nowhere the man pressed on his brakes.  I flew forward.  Inertia baby! I flew right into a dumpster!  I landed and I got peanut butter in my hair.  I stood up to get the peanut butter out and I saw a piece of bread.  LIGHTBULB!  I can use the bread to get the peanut butter off!  I did that and I looked at the wasted peanut butter on bread and I was like, “Well don’t want it to go to waist!”

I was about to eat it when a bum pulled a gun on me, “Freeze!” he said.

I froze as I was about to put the sandwich in my mouth.

“Hand over the peanut butter bread, and no one gets hurt,” he said.

I got angry. What right has that bum to take this sandwich from me? “NO!” I said and I shoved the peanut butter bread into my mouth.

Then the bum was like, “Oh now your gunna get it!” so he pulled the trigger.

I screamed as cold water hit me.  Wait cold water… yep that does say right cold water.  He had a squirt gun on me.  So I jumped on the bum and we got into a tickle fight.  He was an extremely ticklish bum.

“I’m going to name you Thamous! I decided.  Then I put a leash on his pink spiked collar and he heeled the whole way home.

Then I remembered the turkey, goose, duck, chicken combo meat stuffed thing for my family’s annual Thanksgiving dinner.  I told the Thamous about it and he said he could make it and he did and it was good and we lived happily ever after!