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WELL WE JOIN OUR TROLL AS HE TELLS ME WHAT I MUST DO TO FIND HIS BOOTY... HE TELLS ME THAT I MUST SOLVE HIS RHYME...

THIS IS WHAT HE SAID...HOW DO YOU GET RID OF A TIGERS STRIPES???

I TELL HIM THAT YOU CAN NOT GET RID OF A TIGERS STRIPES EVEN IF YOU YOU SHAVE THEM THEY ARE STILL THERE...VERY GOOD HE SAYS.. YOU HAVE SOLVED ONE OF MY PUZZLES...YEAH... HE RUNS OFF SCREAMING.. HE'S A REAL SMARTASS!!! I LIKE HIM... HE'S A MINI ME... JUST THEN. I HEAR NINJA NOISES COMMING TOWARD ME.. OHH GREAT NINJA TROLLS I THINK... NOPE IT'S NINJA RABBITS..NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS GONNA BE A FIGHT... NOW WHAT??? I THINK...NOT ONLY CAN THEY RUN FAST AS FAST CAN BE BUT THEY ARE TUFF LITTLE FUCKERS..AND BOY ARE THEY CUTE... HOW COULD I BEAT UP SOMEONE AS CUTE AS THEY ARE??? THEN AS I AM THINKING THAT , ONE OF THEM THROWS A CARROT STAR AT ME AND HITS ME RIGHT IN THE HEAD AND IT STICKS THERE... ONE HIT HE SAYS TO ME TWO MORE AND YOU LOSE THE GAME.. WHAT??? I SAY NO ONE TOLD ME THAT.. I SAY I NEED COURAGE SO I PINCH ONE OF THE RABBITS ASS .. SISNCE MY WIFE IS NOT HERE THAT WILL HAVE TO DO.. OK. NOW I'M BETTER.. I NEED TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO HIDE SO I THINK ABOUT MY NEXT MOVE... WELL I HAVE A CARROT STAR THAT I CAN USE ON THEM... THINK THINK I COULD USE THERE BUNNY TURDS AGAINST THEM, WOULD THAT WORK I WONDER???AT THIS POINT I GUESS I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.. I GO TO FIND THERE TURDS.. DAMN THERES ALOT OF THEM.. I WISH THAT I HAD A TURD LAUNCHING GUN TO SHOOT THESE AT THEM.. WALKING I THINK ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE.. JUST THEN I TRIP OVER SOMETHING.. A TURD LAUNCHER NO WAY I THINK SCORE!!! I GUESS I AM READY TO GO FIGHT THEM NOW.. HERE WE GO OFF TO BATTLE THE NINJA RABBITS.. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THAT THAT I HAVE A TURD LAUNCHER.. BOY ARE THEY IN BIG TROUBLE NOW...  SO NOWI'M TRING TO GET THEM TO COME OUTAND FIGHT ME.. I YELL I HAVE YOUR LEADER DEBRA AND SHE WILL BE GOOD IN STEW... SOMEONE YELLS NO !! NOT AGAIN ANOTHER YELLS.. OK OK WE WILL COME OUT AND FIGHT JUST DON'T HURT HER.. I GIVE HER A PECK ON THE CHEEK AND PUT HER IN MY POCKET. I PULL OUT MY GUN AND THE RABBITS SCATTER .. LITTLE DID I KNOW WHAT KIND OF DAMAGE IT WOULD DO TO THEM.. I START SHOOTING AT THEM .. I HIT ONE IN THE ASS AND HE TURNS INTO A NORNAL RABBIT AND RUNS OFF YELLING I'M HIT I;M HIT... ONE DOWN TWO TO GO.. I LEAP INTO A TUNNEL TO TRY AND HIDE , BOY DOES THAT PISS THEM OFF!!! I GOT ONE I THINK TO MYSELF.. DEBRA BITES ME FROM INSIDE MY POCKET.. HOW RUDE IS THAT I THINK?? I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GO BACK OUT THERE READY TO HIT SOME MORE RABBITE IN THE ASS.. I FIND OUT THAT IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU HIT THEM IN THE BUTT..AS GROSS AS THAT SOUNDS.. BUT IT WORKS FOR ME.. HERE WE GO IN SEARCH OF THEM.. THERE'S ONE SHOT I THINK DAMN I MISSED.. DAMN THEY ARE FAST.. HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE. I TAKE AIM AND I FIRE.. YES!! I HIT IT.. IT RUNS OFF YELLING I'M HIT I'M HIT.. ONE MORE TO GO.. OHH BUNNY TURDS I'M RUNNING OUT OF TURDS... ONE MORE TO GET.. I CAN DO THIS I THINK.. OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE I SEE ONE.. I SPIN AROUND AND SHOOTAT HIM.. I MISS NO MORE TURDS.. NOW WHAT??? THE CARROT STAR I THINK , LAST CHANCE TO WIN.. I GO AND FIND A PLACE TO HIDE AND WAIT FOR THE LAST ONE TO COME ALONG.. HERE HE COMES , I THROW THE CARROT STAR AT HIM AND I HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD.. HE SHRINKS AND TURNS INTO A MILLION LITTLE TURDS.. YEAH NOW I FIND THAT OUT.. I WIN I YELL...SO I HEAR A NOISE AND TURN AROUND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO EXPECT.. IT'S THE TROLL AGAIN.. HE SAYS YOU BEAT MY NINJA RABBITS.. YOU CAN EITHER CHOOSE TO GO BACK TO YOUR WORLD OR TAKE MY BOOTY.. I CHOOSE TO GO BACK TO MY LOVING WIFE AND NOT TAKE THE GOLD.. I MISSED HER SO MUCH.. SHE IS WORTH MORE THAN ALL THE GOLD IN THE WORLD... IN THE NEXT SECOND I AM BACK IN MY WIFES ARMS.. SHE SAID WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? I SAID THAT YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT I WENT THROUGH JUST TO GET HERE.. AS WE WERE KISSING , I FELT SOMETHING IN MY POCKET.. IT WAS THE RABBIT LEADER DEBRA.. SHE SAID THAT SENSE I CHOSE TO COMEBACK TO MY TRUELOVE IN MY WORLD, THAT I HAD PASSED THE FINAL TEST.. SO NOT ONLY DID I GET THE GIRL BUT I ALSO GET THE GOLD...