OUR MISADVENTURES

WE WENT ON A WALK  TODAY, TO THIS CREEK BEHIND OUR HOUSE.SO WE  WERE WALKING ALONG THE  BANK.WHEN  I  SPOTTED SOME  FLOWERS...I  WENT TO PICK THEM FOR MY  WIFE,LITTLE  DID I KNOW  THAT  WHEN I PICKED  THOSE  FLOWERS  THE GROUND  WOULD OPEN UP INTO  A DIFFRENT  WORLD...AND  I WOULD BE TAKEN DOWN THERE...I YELL  FOR MY   WIFE  TO GET ME OUT...SHE   MAKES  AROPE  OUT OF  WEEDS,AN YELLS HERE CLIMB UP..I SAID YOUR KIDDING RIGHT.I GRAB FOR IT,BUT JUST MY LUCK IT'S TO SHORT,AN ALL THE WEEDS ARE GONE...NOW WHAT?I'M TO SHORT TO GRAB IT,CAN'T JUMP UP FOR FEAR THAT I WILL FALL FURTHER DOWN.NOW WHAT?WELL I GUESS WHILE I AM DOWN HERE I COULD LOOK AROUND A BIT.I WOULD NEED LIGHT I THOUGHT, JUST  THEN ALIGHT-BULB  APPEARED AN  TURNED  IT  SELF ON..HEY COOL I THOUGHT..I  WONDER  WHATELSE I COULD MAKE HAPPEN...SO  I  THINK ABOUT  IT...WE  HAD  JUST WASHED  CLOTHES  AN  HAD A BUNCH OF SOCKS THAT DID'NT  HAVE MATES...I  WONDER WHERE THEY ALL GO?I  SEE A DOOR AN I OPEN IT...AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE SOCKS,SOCKS,SOCKS,AN MORE SOCKS...ALL  OUR UNMATED SOCKS ARE HERE.WELL THAT ANSWERS THAT QUESTION.I CAN NOW  GO  TELL  THE WORLD WHAT  I 'VE  FOUND...IS  THIS WHAT  HAPPENS  TO ALL  THE   LOST  FORKS? AS I WALK DOWN ANOTHER TUNNEL,I FIND ALL KINDS OF LOST THINGS.I  FIND  MY  MIND,BOY THAT HAS BEEN GONE FOR AWHILE..I PICK IT UP AN PUT IT  BACK IN...I WALK ALITTLE BIT FUTHER DOWN  THE  TUNNEL..THERES MY SANITY..I MISSED THIS ONE.  ALITTLE FURTHER  I  FIND MY OLD TOY  TRUCK..I  STOP  DEAD IN MY TRACKS..A DOOR..I WONDER  DO I OPEN IT? BEHIND THE DOOR MILES AN MILES OF FORKS...JUST THEN I HEAR A  NOISE,  I TURN AROUND TO SEE A LITTLE TROLL  RUN PAST ME...YELLING TO  SOMEONE ONLY HE SEES,INTRUDER,INTRUDER,LOCK ALL THE DOORS...I YELL BACK WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO DUDE? HE GIVES ME  THE FINGER AN RUNS OFF..THAT PISSES ME OFF! SO I CHASE AFTER HIM AN YELL TROLL,TROLL LITTLE FUCKEN  TROLL... HE RUNS PAST ME AGAIN AN SUDDENLY STOPS DEAD IN HIS TRACKS...HE HAS BLUE STEAM COMMING OUT OF HIS EARS..HE YELLS AT ME YOU'LL NEVER GET MY BOTTY..SO I  RUN AFTER HIM TRYING  TO PINCH HIS BOTTY..HE YELLS AT ME YOU CRAZY WOMEN I MEAN MY GOLD STOP TRYING TO PINCH MY ASS!!!I RUN OFF SREAMING I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR GOLD AN I PINCHED A TROLLS ASS...OK NO MORE RUNNING,TO OLD FOR THAT SHIT.. NOT TO MENTION THAT LITTLE FUCKER IS FAST AN CAN HIDE ALOT EASIER THEN ME..I YELL COME OUT ,COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE..HE YELLS BACK NO!YOU PINCH MY BUTT.. WE NOT  COME OUT LESS YOU SWEAR NOT PINCH GIN..OK?OK?I HADA DO IT? I WON'T PINCH AGAIN I SWEAR.I HEAR A NOISE BEHIND ME AN TURN AROUND..IT'S HIM  DAMN HE'S QUICK...HE SAYS THAT HE IS HERE TO SERVE ME,HOW CAN HE HELP ME?I ASK HIM WHAT HIS NAME IS.. HE SAYS IF I TELL YOU I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU. HE TELL ME YOU HAVE 2 MORE QUESTIONS CHOOSE CAREFULLY..I ASK HIM HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?  GOOD QUESTION HE SAY...TIE SOCKS TOGETHER AN CLIMB OUT DUH...I SAY THAT I KNOW WHERE ALL THE SOCKS GO,BUT WHO STEALS THEM ALL.AN HOW DO THEY GET THEM. HE TELLS ME THAT BEHIND EVERY DRYER IS A SECERT DOOR, THAT ONLY THEY CAN OPEN...REALLY I SAY?HE SAY FROM THE TIME THEY ARE BORN TO THE TIME THEY DIE,WE STEAL YOUR SOCKS...WE PUT YOUR NAMES ON THEM,AN ALSO PUT  WHETHER IT IS YOUR LEFT OR RIGHT FOOT SOCK..SO YOU HAVE EVERY SOCK THAT I EVER HAD..EVEN WHEN I WAS A BABY.I THINK OUT LOUD...YEP HE SAYS..I ASK IF I CAN GET THEM BACK..HE SAYS NOPE THEY ARE NOW MINE,WE SLEEP IN THEM?I SAY WHAT..HE SAY DID I I STUDDER.NOT TO MENTION WE USE THEM TO MAKE OUR HOUSES..I SAY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE SAID IF YOUR PEOPLE CAN MAKE BELLIE BUTTON HOUSES ,WHY CAN'T WE MAKE US A HOUSE. OUT OF YOUR OLD SOCKS.I SAY THATS NOY RIGHT WE NEED THOSE SOCKS?HE RUNS OFF YELLING MINE,MINE ALL MINE...NA, NA?I SLEEP IN YOUR SOCKS,HA,HA?SO I GO LOOKING FOR  HIS GOLD?HE SAYS IF I AM GONNA FIND HIS GOLD I MUST SOLVE THIS PUZZEL?  I SAYWHATS THE PUZZEL.HE SAYS IN TIME GRASSHOPPER?IN TIME.....JOIN US AGAIN AS WE TRY TO SOLVE THIS PUZZLE?