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+ 25	I KILLED THE EASTERBUNNY!!

I KILLED THE EASTERBUNNY!!

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Created on 8-8-07

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WELL FIRST OF ALL LET ME EXPLAIN BEFORE YOU YELL AT ME .SHE CAME UP TO MY HOUSE,ALL GANGSTA AND SAID THAT I HAD HURT HER HOMIES.I SAID THAT I DID NOT RECALL,I HAD NO CLUE WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT.SHE WAS SCARY LOOKING.I WAS SCARED AT FIRST,BUT KNEW THAT I HAD TO HOLD MY OWN AFTER ALL I WAS THE HERO IN THIS TOWN.SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS TIRED OF ME KILLING OFF ALL OF HER FAMILY AND FRIENDS.I WAS IN SHOCK. I THOUGHT THAT ALL OF THIS WS BEHIND ME NOW.SHE WENT ON TO TELL ME THAT SHE HAD BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY,AND JUST HEARD ABOUT WHAT I HAD DONE.SHE SAID THAT SHE MUST TAKE CARE OF THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.THE KILLING MUST STOP TODAY SHE SAID.I DO HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I WAS A LITTLE AFRAID OF HER,BUT I DARE NOT LET IT SHOW.SHE ASKED ME HOW I WOULD LIKE TO DIE,CHOOSE YOUR DEATH.I TOLD HER THAT I WOULD JUST LIKE TO FIGHT HER ONE ON ONE.SHE SAID YOUR KIDDING RIGHT.HAVE YOU SEEN ME?I SAID DO I LOPK LIKE I CAN'T HOLD MY OWN,I SAID.I NOT SURE WHAT TO EXPECT,WILL SHE HAVE POWERS LIKE ALL THE OTHERS DID?IT WOULD BE JUST MY LUCK,AFTER ALL IT IS EASTER?WILL HER POWERS BE STRONGER TODAY.WHY SHE CAME TODAY OF ALL DAYS I WONDER,IS'NT THIS WHEN SHE DELIVERS ALL HER GOODIES TO THE CHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD.AND HER SHE IS IN MY HOUSE ,READY TO FIGHT ME.I FELL SO SPECIAL,THAT SHE IS TAKEING THIS TIME TO KICK MY ASS.I THINK THAT I CAN TAKE HER.SHE ASKS ME IF I AM READY TO DIE?I SAY LET THE BEATINGS BEGIN.HE WE GO OUT OF NOWHERE A REF APPEARS,IN THE RING.DRESSED AS TOMMY TURKEY.I SAY WHAT IS THIS?SHE SAYS THAT HE WAS ALL SHE COULD GET AT SUCH SHORT NOTICE.I ASKED IF HE WOULD BE FAIR,SHE SAID AS FAR AS YOU WERE TO CUPID.I THINK OH SHIT I AM IN BIG TROUBLE NOW.I TRY TO THROW A PUNCH AT HER,BUT SHE MOVES REALLY FAST AN GETS OUT OF THE WAY.I AM IN HUGE TROUBLE NOW.I WAIT TO SEE WHAT SHE WILL DO TO ME.SHE REACHES UNDER HER PANTS,AN PULLS OUT A HUGE BASKET OF EGGS.I WONDER TO MYSELF ARE THESE EGGS ROTTON.I AM HAVING FLASHBACKS FROM KILLING THE BUNNY MAFIA.SHE THROWS AEGG AT ME.I SAY IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE?YOU GONNA THROW EGGS AT ME ALL NIGHT?WE MAY BE HERE AWHILE THEN.SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS JUST HONING HER EGGS TO DESTROY ME.I HAVE TO ADMIT I AM A LITTLE BIT MORE SCARED NOW,AND JUTS A BIT EXCITED BY HER POWERS.I HAVE NOTHING THAT I CAN USE AGAINST HER EXCEPT MY HANDS AND MIND I RUN INSIDE MY HOUSE AN GRAB THE EGGS THAT WE JUST GOT DONE DONE COLORING FOR EASTER.IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.WHO KNOWS IF THEY WILL HAVE ANY AFFECT ON HER.AT THIS POINT WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOSE.ON THE WAY OUT I GRABBED MY EASTER BASKET THAT I HAD JUST MADE.IT HAD A REALLY CUTE BUNNY IN IT.I AM NOT SURE WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT BRINGING THAT OUT,BUT I DID.ONCE SHE SAY THE RABBIT THAT I HAD,SHE WENT CRAZY.SHE WAS RUNNING AROUND THE RING YELLING GREAT UNCLE CARL.WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?HOW DID YOU GET SO LITTLE.I THROW HIN A SIDE AN GRAB AN EGG.I THROW IT AS HARD AS I CAN AT HER.IT BLOWS UP AN TAKES OUT ONE OF HER EARS.WHO KNEW THAT EGGS WOULD HAVE THAT AFFECT ON HER,NOT I BUT I AM GLAD I BROUGHT THEM OUTSIDE.I PULL OUT MY CHOCOLATE BUNNY THAT I ALSO GOT.OH MY GOD SHE GOES CRAZIER THEN BEFORE.GREAT AUNT DEBRA SHE YELLS,WE THOUGHT THAT YOU HAD WENT ON VACATION TO HAWAII.NOW I FIND OUT THAT YOU WENT AN DID THIS.HOW MUCH MONEY DID THEY OFFER YOU TO DO THIS KIND OF THING.BEFOR I THREW IT,YOU KNOW I HAD TO TAKE A BITE OF IT.SHE IS IN THE CORNER SHAKEING NOW.SHE SAYS SHE SEE HOW I COULD OF KILLED ALL HER FRIENDS,I AM JUST HEARTLESS.SHE SAID THAT I PULL OUT ALL THE PUNCHES.I SAY BITCH GET YOUR ASS UP AN FIGHT ME.SHE TAKES A SECOND TO COMPOSE HERSELF.I TAKE ANOTHER BITE,AN THIS TIME IT TAKES OFF WHATEVER I BITE FROM HER BODY.I BITE OFF HER ASS,SHE YELLS IN PAIN.THAT WAY SHE CAN NOT THROW ANY TURDS AT ME.I BITE OFF ANOTHER EAR.SHE IS RUNNING AROUND THE RING SCREAMING,MY EARS MY BEAUTIFUL EARS NOW I CANT HEAR.SHE THROWS AN EGG AT ME,IT NEARLY HITS ME.IT SPLATTERS ON A SPECTATOR THAT HAS GATHERED AROUND TO WATCH.I AM GETTING TIRIED OF ALL THIS FIGHTING.I PULL OUT THE BIG GUNS!I YELL FOR THE STUFFED RABBIT TO BE HANDED TO ME.SHE YELLS NO GREAT UNCLE CARL PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM.I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY. I TELL HER TO LEAVE ME ALONE,ONCE AN FOR ALL.I WONT ALL OF THIS FIGHTING TO STOP.I AM SICK AN TIRED OF IT.SHE SAYS THAT SHE WILL MAKE SURE IT ENDS HER AN NOW.JUST THEN I TURN TO SEE MY FRIEND FROM THE NEWSPAPER. SHE WAS THERE TAKING PICTURES OFALL OF THIS.WHO KNEW?I GUESS SINCE I AM THE LOCAL HERO,WORD TRAVELS FAST IN OUR SMALL TOWN.SHE AGREES TO ALL MY DEMANDS.WE SHAKE HANDS AN THEY TAKE OUR PICTURE.THE HEADLINE READ FOR THE MORNING PAPERS.A PEACEFUL RESOLUTION HAS BE MADE THIS EASTER SUNDAY.THE FAIRYTALE WAR IS FINALLY OVER.THEY RAN A WHOLE STORY IN THE PAPER.THIS WOULD BE THE LAST TIME I WAS IN THE PAPER FOR NOW.

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On August 8th 2007 halfpint21106 Said :

	HEY I REALLY ENJOYED YOUR STORY IT WAS FUNNY.. I LIKE THE FACTY THAT YOU WOTE IN CAPS BECAUSE ITS SO FREAKIN HARD TO READ THE TINY LETTERS... THANKS... CAN'T WAIT TO READ MORE OF YOUR STORIES SO BE SURE TO WRITE MORE SOON..

On August 8th 2007 Oddessy65 Said :

	umm... I like the story, it's funny and all but I'm not gonna vote because the whole thing is in caps lock... It would be a good story if it wasn't like that. It hurts the eyes if you WRITE LIKE THIS THROUGH THE WHOLE STORY. SO DON'T WRITE IN CAPS CUZ IT'S ANNOYING AND IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE YELLING THROUGH THE WHOLE THING!! See what I mean? I like it but don't do anything in all caps cuz it really annoys people. ^__^ ~xODDx~

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