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Tolerance Letter
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The tolerance letter: Dedicated to those people I have never met.
Dear: Person whom I am not acquainted with
I tolerate you so much! My tolerance for you is like that of a nice leftover pizza I just re-heated in the microwave; lacking the crunchiness it once had, but still has that okay taste. I would walk the entire 5 metres for you… No more than that because I have other things to do. I really, really, want to shake your hand, and then I would give in the irresistible urge to say hi, then I would say my name. It is our destiny to be together for a short period of time of about 2 seconds, then leave and probably never see each other again. My tolerance for you is like one of those Subway Sandwiches; not too long and not too short. Why, if I bumped into you again I would apologise for bumping into you and ask if you are okay. I really hope you have the same feelings for me as I do for you, because if you don’t, that’d be a bit awkward… It really, really, does not bother me that much that we shall part and I don’t really care if we meet again. For that is how much I tolerate you. My tolerance for you could be measured on a ruler to say something like 30cm! Now I shall say farewell oh person whom I am not acquainted with. I hope you have a good day.
Tolerance from: Sandwich
Comments
| On October 14th 2007 Sandwich91 Said : | |
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Spread the tolerance man, Spread the tolerance. |


