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Ok lets get one thing straight! I live 50 country miles away from my job.. I cross through 3 counties to go to work and my job requires you to clock in so some mornings I am flying to work... LOL I am not a morning person... this particular morning i was running 74 in a 55....

"Can i have your license and registration please?" I have never in my life got a speeding ticket and I am not a cryer lol...

I topped a hill and there he was... I pulled over long before he could turn around.. The lights came on and I said "Fuck!!! I am going to be late...."

I handed him the required documents and watched his donut eating self waddle back to his car... I wish he could have just written the ticket and let me go...

"Mam' do you know why I pulled you over?" he asked... What a retarded question right... Like what was I supposed to say... No officer I don't! Was I driving on the wrong side of the road... LoL

"yes sir I think I have a good idea!" i was trying to be polite!!!

"Well mam you were actually going fast enough to get a wreckless driving ticket, but I am feeling generous this morning!"

He paused long enough for me to say "Are You?" and then he continued to tell me that he was dropping it down to a 74 in a 55 which is still pretty high...

I got the ticket and rolled up the window... he had walked all the way to his car and then stopped... he trudged back over to me as I was about to pull out.

Knock, Knock! On my window again... "Yes officer!" I said starting to get a little angry...

He leaned his head in the car and obviously checked me out then came up with "Sorry mam just wanted to make sure you were wearing your seatbelt.. Have a nice day!"

Have a nice day are you serious... Pervert? "yes sir of course!"

I pulled off slowly but was speeding again around the next corner.. i was 45 minutes late for work but at least I had an excuse kinda... My boss is my uncle and i know he wouldn't fire me but I don't want to push it either... Over a stupid speeding ticket!!!

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