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I celebrated my victory with finely chilled Black Cherry Koolaid™ and a bowl of Easy Mac™. I can't remember what the victory was now, but macaroni sure sounds like a funny word. Especially the -roni part. Heh Heh Roni. Roni, Roni, Roni. Maca...Ro...Ni. That Grimace™ on the McDonald's™ Happy Meal™ box looks cool. My Easy Mac™ needs more cheese. More cheesey, cheese if you please. Hey that rhymed. I could be a rapper. How 'bout no, Scott. Now I could be Dr. Evil. I need more Easy Mac™. Beep...Beep, Beep. The microwave is the best invention since sliced bread. Beep...Beep...Beep. Easy Mac™ done. Heh Roni.

"Josh?"

"Josh is not here, mom!"

"Have you been lighting those stinking insense sticks again. They stink up the whole house and then you go and act the fool."

"Loof!"

"What did you say to me?!"

"Loof," (then whispers) "It's fool backwards."

"Finishing eating your macaroni and go act like an idiot somewhere else."

"Heh Roni." Note to self: Get lighter before you leave. Wait... if it's a note to self then shouldn't it be before I leave. I like ice cream.