Old Lady Fart

While shopping one Sunday after noon. The store is not crowded at all, in fact there’s not many people in this store. Just a few around here and there. As I walked behind an older lady to enter in to another isle. This little old lady with snowy white hair farted on me. Now this was no little fart, this was one of those you can hear thru out the whole store and one that echoes on to outside. So I hate to be rude, so I just held the laughter in, but I wouldn’t hold it in for long. I was about to burst. So as I’m trying to make my way to outside, to catch up with my family. I ran in to this older fellow with salt and pepper hair. So I bounce off this older fellow he’s a little stunned from me and him colliding in to one another. I say sorry but in a tone that only a mouse could hear. I started running to catch up with my family that were already in the car waiting on me. As soon as I jump in the car, I busted out in laughter. They all stopped what they were saying and doing and looked at me. What’s the matter they asked?

I said this old lady farted on me, then me and this guy ran in to one another. I couldn’t get out here and I was getting really frustrated because I needed you guys with me and you guys left me to get farted on and ran into by old people. So that old lady fart was just not loud, it was rank. I stunk so badly after she about shit on me. So all I could do was take a long shower. LMAO. I hope you enjoyed my true yet really gross story of the old lady fart.

By: TwinCult    Dec 31, 2007