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Christmas Morning.
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 Created on 1-7-08
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I could hardly sleep. I was too busy thinking about all those subtle, and not so subtle, hints I had been giving my parents for weeks. No more pajamas and bunny slippers for me, no sir. This year was going to be different. This year I was going to get the best gift ever. At lease, I'd better.
At six o'clock sharp, my eyes popped open, I jumped out of bed, raced down the hall towards the living room, and then I saw. . .
-A red truck sitting there with a big red bow on the hood, it was a toy truck of course, but it was the awesomest thing I've ever seen! It was metallic, and it was so. . .
-Gay that I told my mom to take it back and she said no. So I took it to the salvage and ran over it 50 times with a bulldozer untill it was in 100,000 pieces, put it in a sack, and gave it back to my mom and said " there, now you can have your gay ass truck back." . . .
-"Why" I said. "Why do you want to take my bad Ford from me mom? I cant handle not driving it, with all the torque and power, its awesome. besides, it helps me get all the hot chicks." . . .
-So she gave the Ford back to me and I didnt even get it out of the driveway and it dies. Well thats what I get for buying a Ford. . .
-But then all of a sudden it fired up and took off blowin' black smoke! I flew by a cop doing 155 mph. The sirens came on, but in no time, I couldnt even see his lights anymore. . .
-I was going to Mexico, and I outran them by a long shot. Once I reached the border, I showed them all the I.D.'s they needed, and I was on my way to Cancun.
THE END.
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