Truth or dare Naruto style

Disclaimer-I do not own Naruto if I did so many people wouldn't watch it.

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Hostess: Hi my name is Emily Vu and with my special powers something evil will happen. Just watch.

Then Emily snaps her fingers and in come most of the Naruto characters.

Naruto: Hey I can’t see anything and why can’t I move.

Emily: Cause you’re chained up idiot. And the lights are out.

Naruto: Hey I am not an idiot.

Kiba: Yeah you are Naruto.

Emily: In this world you are.

Hinata: Ummm who are you?

Emily: You yeah my name is Emily and I brought you all here for a special reason.

Sasuke: What’s the so called special reason?

Emily: Truth or Dare!

Everyone: NOOOO!!!!!

Shikamaru: How troublesome.

Ino: Can you at least turn on the lights?

The she claps and instead of lights candles are lit.

Ino: You don’t have any lights?

Emily: No I prefer candles.

Choji: Why is it still dark?

Emily: This room is black.

Kiba: Oh I get it you’re a gothic physco pathic manic.

Emily: You’re so going to pay for that. I know Kiba truth or dare.

Kiba: What!

Emily: Well I brought you all here to play so truth or dare.

Kiba: Dare me and Akamaru can handle it.

Gaara: Let go of these chains.

Emily: Ok

Then she snaps her fingers and the chains break off.

Temari: Where is your window?

Emily: I don’t have one I like it dark. Also the rules to this game are that if you don’t do the dare. Well you’ll just find out and if you don’t answer truthfully. Find that out too.

Tenten: Why are you doing this to us?

Emily: Cause I’m lonely.

Kankuro: I refuse to play if I don’t know what you look like.

Emily: Fine then.

Then she snaps and the real lights turn on. Then everyone looks at Emily and they all gasp.

Naruto: You’re just a little girl.

Emily: Excuse me I happen to be the same age you are.

Sakura: You’re so short.

Emily: At least I don’t have a big forehead.

Sakura: Why you little….

Sasuke: Leave the kid alone. (He has a soft spot for kids.)

Emily: Oh yeah Kiba I dare you to go on the roof and sing How Much is that Doggie in the Window.

Kiba: Fine we can take on anything. Right Akamaru? (Arf)

Emily: Take this microphone also so everyone can hear you.

Then Kiba and Akamaru take the microphone and go on the roof.

Emily: I forgot to tell him the microphone has a hidden video camera. Then she turns on the T.V. and they watch Kiba sing.

Kiba: How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If she has a dog, she won't be lonesome
And the doggie will have a good home

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I read in the paper there are robbers (roof! roof!)
With flashlights that shine in the dark
My love needs a doggie to protect her
And scare them away with one bark

I don't want a bunny or a kitty
I don't want a parrot that talks
I don't want a bowl of little fishies

She can't take a goldfish for a walk

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale
I do hope that doggie's for sale

Everyone is laughing at Kiba.

Naruto: Kiba feels really stupid now doesn’t he?

Hinata: Kiba-kun

Then Kiba comes back down red.

Kiba: There we did it.

Emily: Ok then Naruto truth or dare.

Naruto: Dare believe it.

Emily: I dare you to go to Ichiraku and scream I hate ramen.

Naruto: What I will never do that.

Emily: Consequences.

Then Emily locks Naruto up in a closet.

Naruto: It’s dark in here I want my mommy! Wait I don’t have a mommy. Kyuubi will you be here for me?

Kyuubi: No Naruto I will never be here. Stay in there forever.

Naruto: No I will do the dare! Let me out of here!

Emily: Ok

Then she lets Naruto out even though he was only trapped in genjutsu. Then Naruto goes to Ichiraku and screams I HATE RAMEN. Then the old guy that works there said that if Naruto hates ramen he can’t eat ramen ever again. Naruto comes back and tries to kill Emily.

Naruto: You did this to me I will kill you no more ramen.

Emily: Calm down. Dodging a blow Release.

Hinata: Naruto-kun are you ok.

Naruto: What just happened?

Shikamaru: She put you in genjutsu how troublesome.

Kankuro: She’s good.

Everyone jumps and runs for cover.

Kankuro: what is it so surprising that I say something?

Sakura: Yeah it is.

Emily: Ok then Sasuke truth or dare?

Sasuke: truth

Emily: Do you like Sakura better or Ino.

Both girls right now are looking hopeful.

Sasuke: I don’t like any of them.

Then a big chunk of ice falls on his head.

Emily: You lied. So you do like one of them. Which one is it?

Sasuke: Ok fine I like Sakura.

Sakura: Really.

Then those two start kissing. Ino on the other hand is banging her head against the wall.

Emily: stop it.

They both stop kissing and Ino stopped banging her head.

Emily: Sakura truth or dare.

Sakura: truth

Emily: Sakura I dare you to punch Sasuke as hard as you can.

Sakura: I’m sorry Sasuke. Then she punches him and he flies away. Never to be seen again.

Emily: Well see you guys later.

Naruto: What about them?

Emily: Well I don’t know what to dare them so if you have a clue please comment and give me some dares.