Cancer 8

Sara walks into her office at work and sits at her desk. "Sara? What are you doing here? I said you don't have to come to work anymore." says Sara's boss Dean. "But I needed to get away from the house."says Sara. Debra passes Sara's office and continues walking. After 20 seconds she comes back and says,"Sara? Why are you h-?" "Aah!!!! Oh my gosh! I'm...I'm in labor!!!" interrupts Sara. "Oh crap,Dean go call the ambulance and I'll call Tom." says Debra. "No,not Toooooooooom....ahh....help....oh! Oh! DAMMIT CALL BOTH...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!" yells Sara. Debra runs to the phone and dials Tom's number. Meanwhile,Tom makes a t.v dinner for himself. "Cook for...20 minutes...do not leave in for more than 20....blah blah blah...results in fires....death. Whoa okay 20 minutes,I get it." says Tom to himself. He puts the food into the oven. He puts an yimer on the oven to 20 minutes. Then he sits down and watches Sara's favorite Soap Opera. "Oh no he didn't!" says Tom. Suddenly his phone rings. "Hola,you got Tom."answers Tom. "It's Deb! Sara's in labor!" yells Debra. "Oh damn! What hospital?" asks Tom. "Uh...Saint Benard Medical Center." says Debra. "That's just around the corner. I'll be there." says Tom. "GET THERE NOW! TOM I WILL KILL YOU FOR DOING THIS TO ME!"yells Sara. "Okay,okay! Bye." says Tom. "Byeeeeeeeeeeee!" yells Sara.