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Tomatoes Extracting Gnome Shower Music Pens
Hullo, today we will be talking about quantim physics...errr no we wont.
Part I) Tomatoes in Mexico
Have you ever eaten Mexician food? Or better been to Mexico? Well you may of noticed that in there food they always have beens, spices, meat that sort of thing. But they also have Tomatoes! Now I dont know about you but have you ever seen an Tomatoes plantation in Mexico? Because Mexico is like a desert right? So where do they come from it makes as bout as much sense as an blind taxi driver in a barn. I dont know neither do you? It does kill some braincells doesnt it??? Moving on....
Part II) Extracting Braincells
Its very hard and is an long process to extract Braincells and involves some sharp instruments (mainly the oboe and triangle). Its as bout as hard to extract one as it is to find a non-stoned jamaican or a drummer who can put both shoes on AFTER they put there socks on? Socks which bring us back to my main point....
Part III) The Gnome's have lost this battle
Ha they have done many things to me over the years written on my feet, stolen pens and spat in my coffee but they cant resist stealing my clothes. In a bid to stop the evil little buggers I was forced to get a new titanium pro 3000 washing machine. You see the ol' washing machine was easy to sneak into and steal clothes from. Now this titanium pro is inpenetrable...Its friggin invincible against these little buggers and has 2 ak-47's dual loaded just incase. No more stolen socks you say ? Well I may of won this battle but they let me know they have not lost the war. I arrived home today to find a Wet sock on the door to my home. I belive this to be a message or even a threat...what else could a wet sock be? Moving on....
Part IV) Shower Head...dont stop thinking bout tomoro
Its over finally over! No more burning me NO MORE! You see the ol' shower head (the place where the magic cleaning liquid comes outta) was a ************** (i dont know what that word is either) Anyways I would turn the hot water on to let it heat up (full ball) and when I went to turn on the cold water the head would swing down and point right at the cold and hot water tap knob things. So I would be there for a few minutes making dash's to the tap to turn on the cold water and back. I accomplished nothing but got burn hands. This would result in me having to use my toothbrush to move teh shower head (to do this I had to stand on side of shower thing step cuz im short) now up to this point I was pretty pissed off. So how do you think I felt once i overbalanced and fell in the shower clothed with hot boiling water all over me. Yep same way that why I now have a new pro shower head ha! Now I can get back to singing in the shower which brings me back to that.....
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