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Welcome To Life Jamii Cage Prt1
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 Created on 3-14-08
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Okay here’s the big blow.
16
Orphan
English
Anorexic, well near to.
Huntington Beach, California
Basic info now let’s just get all this over with. I’m gunna be talking to a few people on this crap but oh well. My life is pretty much sucky! This online thing is all new to me but who cares really; if you want to know about my sad pathetic life then you’re in the right place. Hi I’m Jamii Dakota Kimberly Cage, but you can just call me Jamii or Jay. But I only like my close friends calling me Jay, it depends how close to you and how emotionally attached I get to you. So be warned if you call me Jay and I barely know you I will tell you not to call me that. And don’t let me get emotionally attached okay; I’m not doing this to make friends or anything. People just recommend I get one, so yea no emo crap.
Well I’ve told you the basic facts already but now just to get a picture of what I look like.
Long black hair
Been told extremely pretty, but skeptical of it
Described as “scene” what ever the fuck that is anyway
Not tall, but not extremely short either
Woo! Now you know a little more about me! Hope it feels damn good because with each line you read of this possibly pointless word document you are learning a little about me. So by now, the basic facts of course and by the way I’m writing I guessing you know I’m a bit of a sarcastic, forward, rather neurotic ass. But hey that’s just the way I am to be honest. Sooo making this “blog” more exciting I might introduce some word play or maybe one or two little hidden morals… No I can’t be asked but never know I might attack you with some dashing, colourful language. And if your lucky some real hardcore emotions such as. “I'm talking now but what makes you think I give a rat’s ass weather I write this shit or not?” or even a beautiful little sympathy trick I might throw on to all of you kids with nothing better to do then find shit out about some loser you don’t even know by saying “I just feel all alone. Nobody can possible understand me” but if I did that I would be lying. Well actually no I wouldn’t be lying because seriously I think this is a place where people can really start to understand me…. Haha! You see there, I was lying again! Wow I’m really not predictable am I? So I would watch out with you because this will be a rollercoaster of sarcastic insults to totally depressing “I wanna die” shit. Okay.
Well to all you sad, sad people I’m going to go to bed because you know what I’ve had enough of expressing my feelings today to be honest. So I’m going to “hit the hay” as American’s say
Adios
Pip pip
Ta Ta
Bye bye
Sienna
Peace out and finally
Later suckers.
Jamii.
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Please Login to post comments| On July 1st 2008 Andy2Anomaly Said : | |
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This was interesting aha. You remind me of one of my friends.
And "scene kids" are typically kids that where tight clothes and go to shows alot. |
