The Beginning to A script for: "Trashywoodville"

Shot of a large house. A house that was apparently once very beautiful now sort of run down and unappreciated. The shot is fro below as of to make the house look ten times its size. Camera quickly pans back from the house and spirals tornado style. The spiraling then stops on the lead characters face....Big red letters come across the screen.

"Polly Urithane". The camera spirals again to land on the next characters face. The same big red letters read "Kandy Kain". The spiraling and red lettering is consistant for each character. "Mr. Jhey" (The storyteller), "The Top Drawer Rats" ( a trio of misfit bohemian goth punks), "Nole Goomba" (the live in friend), "Auntie Christina Turnerblander" (The dead excentric ex movie star rich aunt), " Crazy Bill Blubber" (The neighbor), "The Party Guests" ( a few extra crazy partiers).

Opening Cutains.

On a little stage an overly glamourously dressed woman is singing while holding a cigarette. A man behind a camera films her as she preforms her act. He wiggles his ass to the beat of her song while his upper body is coverd by the dark cloth.....

"The woman is Christina Turnerblander and she's a star. She's not just some run of the mill star either she's a class A superstar. The type every woman dreams of being and every man, well dreams of being with in the sack. Hello Cinema lovers I'm Mr. Jhey your storyteller for this evening." The scene of Christina fades out and it fades into Mr. Jhey's Laboratory.

Shot of a trailer park. Different shots of random things such as goodwill clothes dumps, tacky lawn ornaments, trashy buildings and signs....

Polly Urithane's bedroom. (it basically looks like a crack whore's fuckspace with a vanity mirror and some random trinkets.) She's looking at herself in the mirror and sucking in her gut. She moves her hair into different positions and lifts her arms up and winks into the mirror. She then applies lipstick and kisses herself in the mirror, and takes two snapshots of herself. She puts on all sorts of outfits. Very Trashy and crazy, Punk influenced, and Slutty outfits in a montage to Titties Bounce by Gravy Train!!! Polly bounces her boobs and spins around to the music.She frantically hits a bong. She finally selects an outfit and gets her book bag and heads off to school.

Shot of a residential housing development. Pine trees, Children playing outside. Mini Vans. Inside of Kandy Kain's bedroom. A frilly Pink room with stuffed animals and trophys, a tea set and a bookshelf of literature. Kandy is sitting in a chair brushing her hair. Her montage is of her giving a speech on a podium, helping lost animals and old people, Doing Surgery, and typing on a computer while talking on the phone and cooking. She is listening to Succexy by Metric on a little radio. She polishes her eyeglasses, puts on a white beaded necklace and lights up a cigarette. She picks up a stack of humorously titled books and heads off to school.

Inside the school.

"It is 101 degrees today kids but I still want you to know dress code still applies! So button your blouses up ladies, the gentlemen are warm enough with this heat wave as it is." Miss Drabble proclaimed.

"I don't know why you even come to class ya know. Your parents are dead. If my parents were dead I would never come to school." Nole whispered to Polly

"Well, It's like this ya know. What else would I do while you were at school?" Polly replied

"You have a point"

"Plus my trailer isnt air conditioned."

"Your hair looks really sexy today despite the humidity and all"

"Thanks Nole, its a wig now shut up."

"As most of you more popular students already have heard Kandy Kain is your new senior class president" Miss Drabble said.

The class begins to clap and cheer for Kandy.

"I voted for my vaghole" Polly said to Nole

"Because I'd rather pick my own pussyhole than pick a snobby skanky square like Kandy Kain" Polly finished.

The class had already been quieted down for a minute now and Polly hadn't noticed.

All at once the class gasps for air and in shock thier eyes nearly pop out of thier skulls as they look at Polly horrified by her statement.

"Out. O-U-T. Out.!" Miss Drabble Screeched at Polly.

She goes over to the desk and pulls Polly out of her chair to the door.

"No one wants to deal with you Mrs. Urithane so I am sending you home for the remainder of the year your parents can sort you out, and good luck finding a decent gentlemanly boyfriend with a mouth like that, makes me sick!" The teacher said

"Actually Miss Drabble I get all kinds of gentleman with this kind of mouth" Polly said as she reanacted oral sex using her tounge and hand.

"Oh, disgusting just go home! Don't stop at your locker, Don't call for ride, just get the hell out of here!" Miss Drabble yelled pushing Polly out the door slamming it behind her.

"Open your books to page 346." Miss Drabble said turning to the class as she lowered her glasses.