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A CELEBRITY DIED!
Tragedy
 Created on 2-20-07
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes
in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled
high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he
was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later
life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered
a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a
crusty old man and was considered a positive roll
model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one
in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes
in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled
high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he
was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later
life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered
a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a
crusty old man and was considered a positive roll
model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one
in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Comments
Please Login to post comments| On April 29th 2007 kolorful1khaos Said : | |
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omg!!! LMFAO |
| On March 8th 2007 KateElaine Said : | |
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I've heard this before. I don't think that it is right that you stole this and played it off as your own |
| On March 7th 2007 roxy957 Said : | |
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Very clever! ;) |
| On March 7th 2007 Ilovepeaches Said : | |
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I like this one. it's cute |
| On March 2nd 2007 tapicoso06 Said : | |
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haha me gusta! muy chistoso. |
| On February 24th 2007 uthorn10 Said : | |
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Hah that was funny Im going to share that with my friends too!!!! |
| On February 23rd 2007 Flower27 Said : | |
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LOL!! THat was super hilarious!! I'm going to share it with my friends! |
| On February 20th 2007 keleigh93 Said : | |
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Oh my gosh! That wa hilarious! |
