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+ 11	February Forty 2001/8
+ 4	Possibly a pointless night
+ 8	Till' Death Do Us Hip-Rock
+ 4	NEVER! Dare your: Ex-Girlfriend to do ANYTHING!

FEBRUARY FORTY 2001/8

 

"I think you will really like them, they are cool old friends of mine" Wednesday said as I followed her down to the basement of her house. Immediately the smell and smoke of weed hit me in the face.

"Wow, Dude" I exclaimed with amazement. There were only three people, but there was so much smoke, it was hard to believe only they could have caused it.  

"Duuuude!! I finally figured out the marshmallow chocolate rabbit mystery!!" one of the high dudes exclaimed jumping up from the sofa and doing a Misty just caught a pokémon stance. "Awesome dude!" and sat back down to smoke with the other two who were unfazed.

After introductions were made, a few drinks dawned, and some special brownies gulped down, the one who spoke about the marshmallow chocolate rabbit mystery, Charlie dropped to the ground and fell asleep, as the rest just laughed their heads off. 

Lemon, who came in with Wednesday earlier, had not smoked anything, but had eaten a shit load of pizza vegetable ghost and drank a whole lot of tear juice, while cutting shoes with scissors and knives. Later when she too fell asleep to the floor, she dreamt with unusual doctor balloons that said, "Bananas can’t question height" and of dating a hamburger while having a picnic of hotdogs. When she awoke the next day, Lemon knew she had to come back here again.

Suddenly, Wednesday’s gay killer hamster named Scarlet came hopping down the stairs and onto her face. He looked down pitifully at Lemon and said, "You’re neighbor often easily forgets you’re address" and jumped up off her and wobbled away.  

Lemon looked at her retreating hinny. "Screw you!!!!" she yelled with a fist full of fury and fell faint on the floor again, as a lullaby’s of "Charlieee, chaaaarllieee, charliee, chaaaaaarrrrllllieee, charlie, charrrrlie, charlie!’s" were heard all around the walls.

 

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