Let's get right to the point here...
I want to legally fuck animals and family members. i'm sick of all these felonies.
I want to walk around with my cock hanging out of the open fly in my trousers. I want people to gock at my bulging balls and limp herpes ridden cock rocket.
I want someone to be doing the dishes, only to look out the window to see me sodomizing their male Yorkshire terrior. I want them to then smile and accept the fact that I'm doing that dog a favor.
Did you know that male apes take their male sons out into the woods and fuck their asses? I'm not making this up. I'm actually not. This happens, making it okay for me to do this to an animal as well.
It is our right as humans, our duty, to force pleasure-wanted, or unwanted- into the orifces of any creature we may be sexually stimulated by.
Do you know that if it were legal to have sex with animals that rape and other sexual and violent crimes would decrease by as much at 67%?? It's not proven, but it's an educated guess.
It is my hypothesis of life. I feel that if men and women were given outlets in this way, that alot of stress and frustrations could be eliminated.
People kill animals all the time. Peta probably kills the most. people are okay with this. They love Peta. All the biggest names in porn love animals and love peta.
Do you think though, that if people like Jenna Jameson truly did love these animals that maybe she would do some research and see that peta is killing her loves, and that the correct thing for her to do would
be to make a pornographic movie starring her and her favorite animals. Don't tell me I'm wrong, my logic is solid.
As humans, we have sex with the people we love. So, why can't we have sex with animals to show them that we love them?
instead of talking about giving out animals bottled water and massages, we can say, "i fuck my pets such and such times a day, she/he really loves it when i _____ his balls.
It is not a crime to want. It is not a crime. Do not judge me.
Did you know that in the bible it says man shall not lay with man. It says women shall not wear pants.
Well, lately it's been okay to be gay in some backward 3rd world states like california, and women wear pants all the time.
So since these things are ignored, and people are still getting into heaven and/or making a good living, then I think fucking animals will only further add on to our lives.
Think of it as an added luxury. Knowing that you can go home with the option to let your animal lick and lap at your genitalia, and that you don't have to hide your fantasies from the public any longer. You can rest easily as your animal pleasrues you with the
knowledge that your co-workers, family, and friends are all enjoying the same.
Talking about luxuries, I now want to get into the incest.
I mostly mean cousins when I say this. You know, the one you probably didn't grow up with, meet her when she's 16 and you're 19 and she's a total fucking cock tease.
She knows you want her, but it's forbidden by law and morality...So she just shows up wearing the sleaziest clothes, and makes out with your friends in front of you.
Then you have to sit there and listen to your friends brag about how big and full your sexy female cousin's tits were, and how good as sucking dick she was. How wet and
moist that mouth was, and how she sucked it off with in almost an art form. You know that in this description, you will never meet any woman like this.
You know what you have to do. You have to break the taboo. People do shit all the time, and as Christians it is our responsibility to set the correct standard for living. Maybe if gays
were allowed as children to have sex with cousins they wouldn't have gone gay. I bet all that wanting of cousin twat and not getting it made them instead turn to a readily available source: uncle Joe.
So, we need to start fucking uncle Joe's daughter, and NOT him. That's how gays are made, people.. uncles get to them first.. and then if you make fun of said gay then you're just a judging hater going to hell, but
really, that's backwards, the gay guy is going to hell and so isn't the uncle for turning him into a self-loathing predator who would never want to fuck a hot cousin.
Incest is the best isn't just a saying. It was created for a reason, and i think that a Mexican coined that term, because cousin fucking in our culture is not looked down upon. It is a way of life, and amazing.
With this said, yes, i have fucked several cousins, both near and far. When I was younger though.. Now I just fuck bar sluts.. but thanks to my cousins, i was a god in bed, and still am.